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Numerology information Kraken:
Name Number: 6 Meaning: Home, Family, Love, Balance, Harmony, Help, Warmth, Social justice
Definition funny of Kraken:
The Kraken is, specifically speaking, supposed to be a sea monster with no distinctive traits. However, it has become fixed with the image of a big, bad-ass squid that fucks up everything whenever it appears. You may recognize the Kraken from such things as: 1) Video games - Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, etc. 2) Literature - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Kraken, etc. 3) Movies - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Clash of the Titans, etc. And much more. All you need to know is that the Kraken is badass and it will own asses whenever it appears.
1) I was playing Golden Sun on my GameBoy Advance and I was making good progress when the Kraken appeared and repeatedly kicked my ass. 2) I read Michael Crichton's Sphere, which features the Kraken. Needless to say, the Kraken opened a huge can of whoop ass on the characters.
-a nasty vagina -female pudenda featuring cephalopod extensions, teeth, and a squirting phlegm-like substance -monster cooch -a vagina of such monstrous, epic proportions and girth that it can devour a man whole. Only found in the wild. Also called: -Gaping Vagina Monster -monstro-cunt -octopussy
"Man, we were about to get it on last night, but then she whipped out her kraken and I grabbed my hand-cuffs and got the fuck out."
A mythical sea beast that lived 250 years ago. He's a massive monster with tentacles, big bug eyes, multicolored skin, and a retarded wiggley smile. The absolute worst of the worst, just fucking rude, smug, good for nothing, worthless punk ass bitch. Straight up needs to see a plastic surgeon because no living creature should have such a fucked up wiggley smile. Nothing more than a shit eating, friend stealing, back stabbing, lying, cheating, sailor killing, boat tipping, fucking tentacle having freak who should get the fuck out of the ocean because every single living soul in the world despises him. Literally the dirt under your shoes that is so repulsive it makes you want to rip out your eyes and donate them to a blind person, only to kill that blind person because that shit was so down right gross, just fucking raunchy. The most ugly, white trash, baby stealing, shit eating mother fucker, just fucking sitting around all day smiling. Straight trash.
"The kraken killed every single person I know because it knew a guy who knew me. He burned my house down too." "Yo man, I'm sorry to hear about that. I heard one time the kraken sold crack to a school of cancer patients and then blew up a church and burned down all the forests on the east coast." "Motha fuckin jam!"
A spiced rum that gives the drinker false confidence in their abilities. They will start with the rum and continue to consume various alcoholic beverages until they are forced to succumb to the darkness that is the Kraken. Few have experienced the nightmare and survived to tell the tale. WARNING: excessive use may lead to, but not limited to one of the following results... laughing, crying, dry heaves, stumbling, slurring, quickly sitting down, laying down, falling down, violently falling down, vomiting, black outs, black heads, black people, nightmares, night terrors, bad dreams, weird dreams, wet dreams, no dreams, unwanted spooning with members of both sexes, lowered self esteem, or an unprecedented over confidence surpassed by none that will eventually lead to your demise in a foolish and regrettable way. (for other potential symptoms see "Black the fuck out") ...always worth it.
Songs about Kraken:
The Kraken (Score) by Hans Zimmer from the Album Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - The Kraken (feat. Crouch End Festival Chorus) by The City Of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra from the Album Film Music Of Hans Zimmer
The Kraken's Daughter by The Lava Children from the Album Lava Children
Awaken the Kraken by Serpentcult from the Album Weight of Light
Escaping the Kraken by Peter Crowley from the Album Youtube Collection #2
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - The Kraken by City Of Prague Philharmonic from the Album Music From The Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - The Kraken (Feat. James Fitzpatrick) by City Of Prague Philharmonic from the Album The Best Of Hans Zimmer
Books about Kraken:
Kraken by China Mieville (Mar 15, 2011)
The Kraken by K.T. Tomb (May 15, 2014)
The Kraken by Lord Alfred Tennyson (Jan 14, 2012)
The Kraken Project (Wyman Ford Series) by Douglas Preston (May 13, 2014)
The Kraken King Part I: The Kraken King and the Scribbling Spinster by Meljean Brook (Apr 15, 2014)
The Kraken King Part II: The Kraken King and the Abominable Worm by Meljean Brook (Apr 22, 2014)
The Kraken King Part VII: The Kraken King and the Empress?s Eyes by Meljean Brook (May 27, 2014)
Movies about Kraken:
The Wild Wild West: Season 4 2008 NR - Runtime: 20 hrs 16 mins Starring: Robert Conrad, Ross Martin, et al.
Kraken - Tentacles of the Deep 2007 R - Runtime: 1 hr 27 mins Starring: Charlie O'Connell, Victoria Pratt, et al. Directed by: Tibor Takács
Raging Sharks / Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep 2008 R - Runtime: 3 hrs 1 min Starring: Corin Nemec, Vanessa Angel, et al.
Vrazedne Vody (Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep ) Unrated -
Kraken - le monstre des profondeurs -
Kraken Tentacles of the Deep : Widescreen Edition -
5 Classic The Kraken Wakes Old Time Radio Broadcasts on DVD - Runtime: 2 hrs