Definition funny of Townsley:

urbanAn act where the male\female takes a hit off a blunt and blows it into a snorkel that has been inserted into a females vagina while she is sleeping soundly. To remove smoke from the vaginal cavity you must hammerfist her stomach and receive the sweetest shotgun known to man

urban"Hey man I pulled a Townsley on my girl last night...that bitch was pissed!!!!" "So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"


Songs about Townsley:

songs3am (feat. Tom Townsley & Steve Solberg) by Bob Holz from the Album Pushin

songsAngels Flight (feat. AyoDeji Coker & Nat Townsley Jr.) by Reggie Young from the Album The Foundation

songsBattery Townsley by Sic Alps from the Album Battery Townsley

songsMedley: Beth Tobin, Elizabeth Kelly's Delight, Jig O' Slurs, Callum Townsley's Trip To Belfast, The Highland Clearances... by Vale Of Atholl from the Album The World Pipe Band Championships 2004 - Volume 2

songsPsalms 100 (feat. Nat Townsley Jr. & Jeff Davis) by Reggie Young from the Album The Foundation


Books about Townsley:

booksTownsley: Webster's Timeline History, 1880 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Jun 11, 2010)

booksThe George Walter Vincent and Belle Townsley Smith Collection of Islamic Rugs by Joseph V. McMullan and Donald O. Reichert (1975)

booksThe truth at last: History corrected. Reminiscences of old John Brown. Thrilling incidents of border life in Kansas... by George W. Brown (Jan 1, 1880)

booksU.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record The United States, Petitioner, v. Louis Townsley. by U.S. Supreme Court (Oct 26, 2011)

booksBristles, Balls and Brass: Sculpture by Jill Townsley by Sanna Moore (Nov 2003)

booksBusiness 2000: Advertising [Paperback] [2000] (Author) Maria Townsley (2000)

booksPublicidad/ Publicity (Spanish Edition) [Paperback] (Author) Maria Townsley (1200)


Movies about Townsley:

moviesBetty Ann Kempf-Townsley: Championship Progression for Individual and Team Defending 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Betty Ann Kempf-Townsley

moviesBetty Ann Kempf-Townsley: Championship Progression for Individual and Team Attacking 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 17 mins Starring: Betty Ann Kempf-Townsley

moviesRome: Power And Glory: The Rise / Discovery Channel / Directed by Graham Townsley/ PAL / Region Free DVD / One... - Directed by: Graham Townsley


Wiki information Townsley:

Derek Townsley
Soccer Midfielder, Person, Football player, Measured person, Athlete

Derek Johnstone Townsley is an English former professional footballer. His clubs included Gretna, Queen of the South, Motherwell, Hibernian and Oxford United. Townsley was normally a midfielder, although he was a versatile player and also played in...

Barry Townsley
Stock broker, Person

Barry Stephen Townsley CBE is a British stockbroker. He sold his stockbroking business, Townsley & Co., to the Dutch private bank Insinger de Beaufort. He is married to Laura Wolfson, daughter of Leonard Wolfson, Baron Wolfson of the GUS retail...


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