Definition funny of Footballer:

urbanOne who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).

urbanHey, have you seen that new kid from England? No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.

urbanPoorly educated loutish individual, who is often challenged by words containing over two syllables. This being, despite regular insults rarely takes a substantial blow to its self esteem due to its truly gargantuan ego, which shields it from the harsh reality of its own shortcomings. Unfortunately however, the aforementioned fails to cover so much as half of the individual's problems; you may at this point be thinking that a word such as "cunt" would fit the bill, however despite the fact that a footballer fulfills all aspects of this obscenity, the obscenity fails to encapsulate all aspects of the object it is intended to describe. Thus, to conclude I shall simply say that these dismal beings which burden society tend to have the charisma of John Prescott, the aesthetic merit of a frost-bitten genital and the compassion and respect for others of Chairman Mao, a definition which should help you to avoid them.

urbanThis word can rarely be used oratorically because the object at which it is aimed tends to be making a considerably louder, yet truly unfathomable noise, however if you are fortunate enough to be far from its immediate surrounding an example may be, "behold, this footballer has taken a fairly limp wristed impact on the shin, and yet he is now falling in a manner of sub-human dignity to the ground, many feet from the point of contact!"

urbanSoccer player for Americans, football player to the world. Only those with the highest skill are true footballers.

urbanChelsea are full of true footballers

urbanBasically the footballer is the kid in school who plays football non-stop, wears his full uniform everywhere he goes (cleats included), but is for the most part a nice kid, gets along with everybody and is actually very intelligent once you get to know him. And yes, if he does have to wear other clothing it will be some basketball shorts, a t-shirt and some $100+ Nike Shox that he bought five years ago when he was still only wearing a size 15.


Songs about Footballer:

songsFootballer's Wife by Amy Macdonald from the Album This Is The Life

songsFootballer's Wife by Amy Macdonald from the Album This Is The Life

songsAspro "Footballer" by Barry Gray from the Album Stand By For Adverts

songsFootballer by Flatfield from the Album Evo Fist

songsFootballer's Wife by Gruppa Dobry Molodcy from the Album Once again about football

songsThe Footballer's Wife by The Supercalas from the Album Life in a Middle England Town

songsFootballer's Wife(Karaoke) by Gruppa Dobry Molodcy from the Album Once again about football


Books about Footballer:

booksNeymar: The Path to Becoming the Best Soccer Player in the World: Easy to read with great graphic illustrations... by Larry Edwards and Soccer Books Illustrator (Oct 7, 2014)

booksThe Footballer by J.H. Wharton (Feb 16, 2014)

booksFootballer: My Story by Kelly Smith (Jul 19, 2012)

booksGraduation: Life Lessons of a Professional Footballer by Richard Lee (Jan 6, 2012)

booksHow Not to Be a Professional Footballer by Paul Merson (Apr 4, 2011)

booksI Am The Secret Footballer: Lifting the Lid on the Beautiful Game (Sep 5, 2013)

booksThe Stupid Footballer is Dead: Insights into the mind of a professional footballer by Paul McVeigh (Sep 5, 2013)


Movies about Footballer:

moviesSoccer Heroes, Season 1 2010 TV-G - Directed by: World Wide Ent.

moviesSoccer Heroes, Season 2 2010 TV-G - Directed by: World Wide Ent.

moviesFootballers Wives - The Complete First Season 2006 Unrated - Runtime: 6 hrs 40 mins Starring: John Forgeham, Sam Barriscale, et al. Directed by: Julie Edwards, Laurence Moody, et al.

moviesFootballers Wives - The Complete Third Season 2004 Unrated - Runtime: 6 hrs 40 mins Starring: Gillian Taylforth, Zoe Lucker, et al. Directed by: Dominic Santana, Jim Loach, et al.

moviesFootballers Wive$ - 3-DVD Set Unrated - Runtime: 8 hrs 20 mins Starring: Helen Latham, Courtney Akers, et al. Directed by: Richard Signy

moviesFootballers Wive$ - 3-DVD Set Unrated - Runtime: 7 hrs 41 mins Starring: Zoe Lucker, Laila Rouass, Jamie Davis, et al. Directed by: Laurence Moody

moviesFootballers Wives - The Complete Second Season 2005 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs 40 mins Starring: Gillian Taylforth, Cristian Solimeno, et al. Directed by: Craig Lines, David Holroyd, et al.


Wiki information Footballer:

Football player
Profession, Art Subject, Literature Subject, Type/domain equivalent topic

A football player or footballer is a sportsperson who plays one of the different types of football. The main types of football are association football, American football, Canadian football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, rugby league,...

Ballon d'Or
Award, Award category

The Ballon d'Or and often referred to as the European Footballer of the Year award, was an annual association football award. It was presented to the player who had been voted to have performed the best over the previous year. The award was conceived...