Definition funny of Wizards:

urbanA 30+ year old virgin.

urbanJames became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

urbanWIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ: 1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob.. 2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"! 3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers 4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies. 5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles. 6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures 7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible. 9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!

urbanNo examples are needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means. A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.

urbanSomeone who knows everything there is to know about drugs. Capable of giving you any advice you need so you dont O.D. or have a bad trip.

urbanFatSac: I wonder if these shrooms are any good BigDaddyKane: I dont know lets call the wizard (a.k.a. Jake Ivy)

urbanTo grab the air around your lower regions after farting, bring the hand full of farty air up to your face, and blow it whimsically into someone else's face, as if blowing fairy dust. Most effective when making creepy wizard-like faces.


Songs about Wizards:

songsWizards In Winter (Instrumental) by Trans-Siberian Orchestra from the Album The Lost Christmas Eve

songsThe Wizard Of Oz: Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Judy Garland from the Album Music From The Movies: Old And New

songsWizard by Martin Garrix from the Album Wizard

songsThe Wizard by Black Sabbath from the Album Black Sabbath

songsPinball Wizard (Original Version) by The Who from the Album The Ultimate Collection

songsPinball Wizard (Original Album Version) by The Who from the Album Tommy

songsPinball Wizard by Elton John from the Album Elton John's Greatest Hits Volume 2


Books about Wizards:

booksWizards by John Booth and PubRight Manuscript Services (Aug 19, 2012)

booksThe Wizard by Henry Rider Haggard (May 17, 2012)

booksA Wizard of Earthsea (The Earthsea Cycle) by Ursula K. Le Guin (Sep 11, 2012)

booksThe Wizard from Earth by S.J. Ryan (Oct 2, 2014)

booksWizards of the Family Tree by Pete Duggins (Sep 16, 2014)

booksA Wizard of Dreams (Myrddin's Heir Book 1) by Robin Chambers and Amy Chambers (Apr 28, 2013)

booksThe Wizard of Oz and Other Narcissists: Coping with the One-Way Relationship in Work, Love, and Family by Eleanor Payson (Oct 1, 2002)


Movies about Wizards:

moviesThe Wizard of Oz 2009 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins Starring: Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Frank Morgan, et al. Directed by: Victor Fleming

moviesWizard of Oz (1925) 2013 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Dorothy Dwan and Charles Murray Directed by: Larry Semon

moviesTom and Jerry & The Wizard of Oz 2011 TV-Y7 CC - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Grey Delisle, Laraine Newman, et al. Directed by: Spike Brandt and Tony Cervone

moviesThe Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex 2013 TV-G CC -

moviesFresh Beat Band: The Wizard Of Song 2012 TV-Y CC - Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins Starring: Jason Mraz, Sarah Chalke, Jon Beavers, et al. Directed by: Neal Israel

moviesVeggieTales: The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 50 mins Starring: Mike Nawrocki and Phil Vischer Directed by: Brian Roberts

moviesThe Muppets' Wizard Of Oz 2013 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Starring: Ashanti null, Jeffrey Tambor, et al. Directed by: Kirk R. Thatcher


Wiki information Wizards:

Washington Wizards
Professional Sports Team, TV Actor, Sports Team, Basketball Team, Defunct Sports Team, Award Winner

The Washington Wizards are a professional basketball team based in Washington, D.C., United States. They are part of the Southeast Division of the Eastern Conference in the National Basketball Association. The team plays their home games at the...

Wizards of the Coast
Role-playing game Business, Publisher, Game publisher, Organization, Video Game Developer, Award Winner, Business Operation, Employer, Game designer, Periodical Publisher

Wizards of the Coast is an American publisher of games, primarily based on fantasy and science fiction themes, and formerly an operator of retail stores for games. Originally a basement-run role-playing game publisher, the company popularized the...