Numerology information Thors:

numerologyName Number: 8 Meaning: Outer, Body, Physical, Ambition, Power, Progress, Career, Success, Respect, Fame, Means, Karma


Definition funny of Thors:

urbanNordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer. He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul. His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.

urbanThor was flying around one day when he saw this "girl". He appraoched her under the guise of a human and he started having anal sex with her. After seven days of this, Thor removed his human disguise and revealed himself as the god of thunder and proudly announced "I AM THOR!". The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.

urbanThor is a member of the Aesir, the tribe of Gods worshipped by the medieval Scandinavian pagans, and some modern nutters. Thor is the defender of the Gods, and the strongest of all of them. In the myths he is mostly fighting giants; Hrungnir and Geirrod were his most famous opponents. He is described as red-haired and bearded. In the Norse myths, his character is strong, loyal and honest. He is often quick to anger, but also quick to regain his temper. However, he is not renowned for his brains, and so has to rely on brawn. One of the myths tells how this does not work for him, when he visits Utgard-Loki the giant and is tricked again and again. Thor's main weapon is the hammer Mjolnir. This was made for him by the dwarfs Brokk and Eitri. He also has iron gloves and a girdle that doubles his strength. He drives a chariot pulled by two goats and it is the rumble of the chariot wheels in the mountains that was said to be the cause of thunder. Lightning was believed to be the sparks from Thor's hammer, or from the piece of whetstone stuck in his head after his duel with the giant Hrungnir. Once Thor's hammer was stolen by a giant, and held at ransom for the price of Freyja as the giant's wife. To get his hammer back, Thor had to dress as a woman and pretend to be Freyja. Thor's father is Odin and his mother is the Earth. He is married to Sif, a Goddess of the harvest with golden hair, and has a daughter with her called Thrud. Once, a dwarf called Alvis wanted to marry Thrud, so Thor kept him talking all night until the sun came up and turned Alvis to stone. He also has a giantess mistress, called Jarnsaxa, and with her he has two sons, Magni and Modi, who will survive Ragnarok and become part of the new order of Gods. At Ragnarok, Thor will fight the Midgard Serpent, Jormagund. As he kills it, it will bite him, and Thor will die from the poison in Jormagund's fangs. Thor was the patron God of freemen, whereas Odin was the patron God of noblemen and also the God of poetry. This meant that Odin was far more widely written about in the medieval poems, but that Thor was far more widely worshipped. This can be seen in the number of Norse names that include Thor. A few examples are Thorgeir (Thor-spear), Thorolf (Thor-wolf), Thorbrand (Thor-sword) and Thorbjorn (Thor-bear). I know of no examples of humans named after Odin. Some historians think that Thor actually replaced Odin as the 'top God' in the later stages of Norse paganism. Overall, Thor is strong and formidable to his enemies, but also an endearing character because of his good nature and because he is so slow on the uptake.

urbanMost of the definitions on this site show a stereotyped version of Thor, that does not represent his true literary and mythological character.

urbanNorse god of Thunder. Can drink anyone under the table. Not a deity to fuck with.

urbanDon't fuck with the Thor.

urbanA strong willed, trustworthy man who learns to come to terms with his troubled past and adapt to his role as a leader. He pretends to not care about the welfare of others while secretly doing his best to not let anyone down. He maintains that all he wants is to be left alone, meanwhile striving to gain recognition. He is a loner of sorts but will never turn anyone away if they are in need of him.


Songs about Thors:

songsThor: The Dark World by Brian Tyler from the Album Thor: The Dark World (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) [+digital booklet]

songsThor, Son of Odin by Brian Tyler from the Album Thor: The Dark World (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) [+digital booklet]

songsAlmighty Thor by Zepfire from the Album Digital Recon [Explicit]

songsThor Kills The Destroyer by Patrick Doyle from the Album Thor

songsWhat Is Real (Thor Deep Vocal Flava) by Thor from the Album What Is Real

songsWhat Is Real (Thor Deep Tech Dub) by Thor from the Album What Is Real

songsThor Fan Song (Movie Soundtrack Parody of More By Usher) by Screen Team from the Album Thor Fan Song (Movie Soundtrack Parody of More By Usher) - Single


Books about Thors:

booksThor Epic Collection: The God of Thunder by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Joe Sinnott and Don Heck (Oct 28, 2014)

booksThor: God of Thunder Volume 1 by Jason Aaron, Esad Ribic and Jaskson Guice (Nov 18, 2014)

booksThor: God of Thunder Volume 1: The God Butcher (Marvel Now) (Thor (Graphic Novels)) by Jason Aaron and Esad Ribic (Feb 4, 2014)

booksThor: God of Thunder Volume 3: The Accursed (Marvel Now) by Jason Aaron, Marvel Comics, Ron Garney and Nic Klein (Apr 1, 2014)

booksThor: God of Thunder Volume 4: The Last Days of Midgard (Marvel Now) by Marvel Comics (Dec 2, 2014)

booksThor by Walter Simonson - Volume 1 (Thor (Graphic Novels)) by Walter Simonson (Aug 27, 2013)

booksThor: God of Thunder Volume 2: Godbomb (Marvel Now) (Thor (Graphic Novels)) by Jason Aaron, Esad Ribic and Butch Guice (Jul 1, 2014)


Movies about Thors:

moviesThor: The Dark World (With Digital-Exclusive Bonus Features) [HD] 2014 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 58 mins Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, et al. Directed by: Alan Taylor

moviesThor: The Dark World [HD] 2014 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 53 mins Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, et al. Directed by: Alan Taylor

moviesThor 2011 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins Starring: Natalie Portman, Chris Hemsworth, et al. Directed by: Kenneth Branagh

moviesThor & The Amazon Women 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins Starring: Joe Robinson, Harry Baird and Jannin Hendy Directed by: Antonio Leonviola

moviesThor: The Dark World 2013 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 52 mins Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, et al. Directed by: Alan Taylor

moviesMarvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One - Avengers Assembled 2012 PG-13 - Runtime: 2 hrs 23 mins Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, et al. Directed by: Joe Johnston, Jon Favreau, Joss Whedon, et al.

moviesThor 2011 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 54 mins


Wiki information Thors:

Ólafur Thors
Politician, Person, Deceased Person

Ólafur Tryggvason Thors, the son of Margrét Þorbjörg Kristjánsdóttir and Thor Philip Axel Jensen, was an Icelandic politician of the Independence Party, who served as Prime Minister of Iceland.

Frits Thors
Deceased Person, Person

Alexander Frederik Paul "Frits" Thors was a Dutch journalist and news anchor. Thors was best known as the newscaster of the NTS-Journaal from 1965 until 1972.