Definition funny of Notebook:

urbanThe "professional" name for a laptop.

urbanNormal person: I'll just take my laptop outside and.... PC obsessed nutter: It's called a notebook, fucking n00b! Normal person: Congratulations on being a dick.

urbanlots of pieces of paper that are bound together by a wire or glue. It's cool

urbanI'm going to write in my notebook today!!

urban"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are: A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls. B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft. C) n00b

urbanIf we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity. Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook. Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model? It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.

urbanThe new word for "laptop". Probably used because corporate swines want to avoid lawsuits when someone's bollocks get toasted off - "notebooks" do tend to get pretty hot, yet the name doesn't insinuate that you put it on your lap, unlike laptop.


Songs about Notebook:

songsI'll Be Seeing You (The Notebook) by Billie Holiday from the Album Simply The Best

songsNotebook by Chrisette Michele from the Album Epiphany

songsNotebook for Anna Magadalena Bach: Minuet in G Major, BWV Anh. 116 by Ania Safa from the Album Best of the Notebook for Anna Magadalena Bach

songsThe Gates - Davinci's Notebook by Davinci's Notebook from the Album Technobabble

songsMinuet in G Minor (From Anna Magdalena Bach Notebook) by Nelly Kokinos from the Album Schroeder's Greatest Hits

songsNotebook for Anna Magadalena Bach: Musette in D Major, BWV Anh. 126 by Ania Safa from the Album Best of the Notebook for Anna Magadalena Bach

songsNotebook for Anna Magdalena Bach: Minuet in G Minor, BWV 115 by Diane Hidy & Keith Snell from the Album J.S. Bach: Selections from the "Notebook for Anna Magdalena Bach" & "Two-Part Inventions"


Books about Notebook:

booksThe Notebook by Nicholas Sparks (Oct 14, 2014)

booksThe Notebook

booksThe Notebook by Van Kim Le (Apr 2, 2013)

booksNotebooks by Tennessee Williams and Margaret Bradham Thornton (Jan 30, 2007)

booksThe Notebook of Doom #5: Whack of the P-Rex (A Branches Book) by Troy Cummings (Aug 26, 2014)

booksThe Notebook of Doom #1: Rise of the Balloon Goons (A Branches Book) by Troy Cummings (Jun 25, 2013)

booksThe Notebook of Doom #3: Attack of the Shadow Smashers (A Branches Book) by Troy Cummings (Oct 29, 2013)


Movies about Notebook:

moviesThe Notebook 2010 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 4 mins Starring: Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, et al. Directed by: Nick Cassavetes

moviesA Young Doctor's Notebook and Other Stories, Season 2 2013 TV-MA CC - Directed by: Robert McKillop

moviesA Young Doctor's Notebook and Other Stories Season 1 2012 TV-MA CC - Directed by: Alex Hardcastle

moviesThe Notebook 2005 PG-13 - Runtime: 2 hrs 4 mins Starring: James Garner, Gena Rowlands, et al. Directed by: Nick Cassavetes

movies4 Film Favorites: Nicholas Sparks 2011 PG-13 - Runtime: 8 hrs 3 mins Starring: Diane Lane, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, et al. Directed by: George C. Wolfe, Luis Mandoki, et al.

moviesA Young Doctor's Notebook 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins Starring: Various Directed by: Various

movies8 1/2 1963 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 18 mins Starring: Bruno Agostini, Anouk Aimée, et al. Directed by: Federico Fellini


Wiki information Notebook:

Product category, Ranked item, Musical instrument, Product line, Musical Performance Role, Consumer product

A laptop or a notebook is a portable personal computer with a clamshell form factor, suitable for mobile use. There was a difference between laptops and notebooks in the past, but nowadays it has gradually died away. Laptops are commonly used in a...

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A notebook consists of a book or binder composed of pages, often ruled, made out of paper, used for purposes including recording notes or memoranda, writing, drawing, and scrapbooking.