Definition funny of Hockey:

urbanThe best and most entertaining sport out there. PERIOD. Sadly, hockey's greatness isn't appreciated everywhere. But in Canada, we live and breathe this game, this one sport is intrinsically what links a nation together, it's a part of our heritage. We even celebrate "Hockey Day in Canada." The passion and love for this game extends to young and old alike, children in pee wee games across the country dream about living the ultimate fantasy and playing in the NHL. Nothing brings together a city more than a winning local team, nothing brings together a country more than winning on an international level(again, and again and again, I might add). I get goosebumps when the crowd sings along with O' Canada, I feel giddy when I hear the HNIC theme song, I leave work early or skip class when my schedule interferes with a hockey game, I wear my hockey jersies proudly after a big win, I have crazy game day rituals and I jump up when we score. I'm blissfully happy when my team wins and torn after a loss. DON'T TELL ME IT'S JUST A GAME.

urbanThere is something seriously wrong with you if you don't passionately love hockey.

urbanbest fuckin sport on earth.... all you baseball losers should go try a real sport like hockey..

urbanMike: hey, you see that baseball game? Bob: fuck no i was watchin the hockey game Mike: fuckin right me too

urbanThe greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.

urbanBoss: Why weren't you at work yesterday? Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass

urbanThe best sport in the world. Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat. Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags! Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!


Songs about Hockey:

songsChicago Blackhawks Score (Chelsea Dagger) (Hockey Goal Mix) by Sports All-Stars from the Album Chicago Blackhawks Hockey Hits

songsHit Somebody! (The Hockey Song) by Warren Zevon from the Album My Ride's Here

songsThe Hockey Song by Stompin' Tom Connors from the Album Stompin' Tom And The Hockey Song

songsThe Hockey Song by Stompin' Tom Connors from the Album The Ballad of Stompin' Tom

songsHockey, Ice - Arena Buzzer: Single Blast, Sports Buzzers, SFX by Sound Effects from the Album Buzzers: Sound Effects

songsFried Hockey Boogie (24-Bit Remastering) (2005 Digital Remaster) by Canned Heat from the Album Very Best Of Canned Heat

songsHey Song (Rock and Roll Part 2) [Penguins Hockey Mix] by Sports Machine from the Album Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Hits


Books about Hockey:

booksHockey Confidential: Inside Stories from People Inside The Game by Bob McKenzie (Oct 14, 2014)

booksThe Hockey News: The Big Book of Hockey Fun by The Hockey News (Oct 21, 2014)

booksHockey Prospectus 2014-15 by Hockey Prospectus, Timo Seppa, Adam Gretz and Ryan Schwepfinger (Oct 9, 2014)

booksHockey Card Stories: True Tales from Your Favorite Players by Ken Reid (Oct 14, 2014)

booksA Hockey Player's Proposal (Oh Captain, My Captain Book 2) by Lindsay Paige, Mary Smith and Kathy Krick (Nov 11, 2014)

booksThe Hockey Saint by Howard Shapiro, Marica Inoue and Andres Mossa (Color) (Oct 14, 2014)

booksHockey Plays and Strategies by Ryan Walter and Mike Johnston (Dec 18, 2009)


Movies about Hockey:

moviesChampionship Hockey Drills 2008 NR CC - Runtime: 44 mins Directed by: Marty Schupak

moviesMr. Hockey: The Gordie Howe Story 2013 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 27 mins Starring: Michael Shanks, Kathleen Robertson, et al. Directed by: Andy Mikita

moviesJunior: A Hockey Season Off The Ice 2012 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins Starring: Benjamin Breault, Christian Daigle, et al. Directed by: Isabelle Lavigne and Stephane Thibault

moviesHockey Pads 2003 NR - Runtime: 44 mins Directed by: Todd Carroll

moviesPond Hockey 2011 TV-G - Runtime: 1 hr 20 mins Directed by: Tommy Haines

moviesNational Hockey League Season 2013 [HD] 2013 NR CC -

moviesNHL Games [HD] 2012 NR -


Wiki information Hockey:

Ice Hockey
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Ice hockey is a team sport played on ice in which two teams of skaters use sticks to shoot a hard rubber hockey puck into their opponent's net to score points. In some countries such as Canada, the United States, and some European countries such as...


In ice hockey, an assist is attributed to up to two players of the scoring team who shot, passed or deflected the puck towards the scoring teammate, or touched it in any other way which enabled the goal, meaning that they were "assisting" in the...