Definition funny of Dumphreys:

urbanThe act of unintentionally spraying diarrhea from ones anus in the shower. The act is triggered when the sprayer applies force to expel gas from his or her bowels. However the sprayer, during the gas expulsion process, is unaware that massive amounts of liquid feces will eject from said anus. The sprayer is relatively ashamed and in a mild state of panic, however given the privacy and running water, the sprayer knows everything will be alright.

urbanRich: "whats up bro?" Dave: "Dude, I just did a 'dumphrey' when i was gettin ready to go on my date with Sandy." Rich: "Bro, thats nasty...Sandy? Who the hell is Sandy?" Dave: "She my shuga momma" Rich: "Cool...but what happened to Dennis?"


Books about Dumphreys:

booksVesper. Words by J. F. M. Dumphreys by C. F Brace (1905)


Wiki information Dumphreys:

John Dumphreys
Politician, Person, Deceased Person

John Molesworth Thomas Dumphreys was a British Conservative politician. He was elected Member of Parliament for Bermondsey in a 1909 by-election, but weeks later lost the seat to the Liberals at the January 1910 General Election. Dumphreys was born...


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John Dumphreys - Politician