Definition funny of Clams:

urban1. n. Obscene. The female genitalia. 2. n. Slang. A dollar. 3. v. Informal. To be quiet. 4. n. Derog. A Scientologist. 5. n. A shelled sea creature.

urbanI told the clam to shut her clam because I don't have enough clams to be a clam.

urbann. A womans genetalia.

urbanMan:(gives woman the eye) Woman:"The clam is hungry" Man:"Uh...ok"

urbananother word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

urban"I'd like to butter her clam"

urbanNuts, testicles; most frequently used to explain situations in which a guy gets it in the balls.


Songs about Clams:

songsBoston Clam Jam [Live at Boston Garden, September 25, 1991] by The Grateful Dead from the Album Dick's Picks Vol. 17: 9/25/91 (Boston Garden, Boston, MA)

songsCold Clam by Letherette from the Album Letherette

songsClam Jam [Explicit] by Black Roses from the Album Awakening (feat. Gavlyn, Topdime, and DJ Dubplates) [Explicit]

songsDown Yonder (Duck for the Oyster, Dig for the Clams) by Juggernaut String Band from the Album All Time Favorite Square Dances

songsClam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie by Joanna Newsom from the Album The Milk-Eyed Mender

songsClam Flats/Oyster River/The Bridge/Mud Walk by Woods Tea Company from the Album Side By Each

songsScuffle With the Clams by Shannon and The Clams from the Album I Wanna Go Home


Books about Clams:

booksClam Chowder at Lafayette and Spring (a bittersweet romance) by Pete Brassett (Jul 15, 2014)

booksWhite Clam by Gary Cowart (Dec 10, 2013)

booksClams: How to Find, Catch and Cook Them by Curtis J. Badger (Mar 1, 2002)

booksClam Shacks: The Ultimate Guide and Trip Planner to New England's Most Fantastic Seafood Eateries by Mike Urban (Jun 14, 2011)

booksClam Wake: A Bed-and-Breakfast Mystery (Bed-and-Breakfast Mysteries) by Mary Daheim (Aug 12, 2014)

booksClam-I-Am!: All About the Beach (Cat in the Hat's Learning Library) by Tish Rabe and Aristides Ruiz (May 24, 2005)

booksNew Boston Globe Cookbook: More Than 200 Classic New England Recipes, From Clam Chowder To Pumpkin Pie by The Boston Globe and Sheryl Julian (Sep 1, 2009)


Movies about Clams:

moviesScrubs - The Complete First Season 2001 NR - Runtime: 9 hrs 18 mins Starring: Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison, et al. Directed by: Adam Bernstein, Marc Buckland, et al.

moviesCecilia Noel & the Wild Clams "Live in Hollywood" 2007 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Cecilia Noel & the Wild Clams Directed by: Cecilia Noel

moviesThe Black Stallion Returns 2004 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 43 mins Starring: Kelly Reno, Vincent Spano, et al. Directed by: Robert Dalva

moviesPebble & Penguin: Clam 1999 G - Runtime: 1 hr 14 mins Starring: S. Scott Bullock, Martin Short, Annie Golden, Louise Vallance Shani Wallis Directed by: Gary Goldman Don Bluth

moviesThe Land Before Time Sing-Along Songs 1997 G - Runtime: 30 mins Starring: Aria Noelle Curzon, Anndi McAfee, et al.

moviesSpace Jam 2000 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, et al. Directed by: Joe Pytka

moviesTeacher's Pet 2004 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 14 mins Starring: Nathan Lane, Shaun Fleming, et al. Directed by: Timothy Björklund


Wiki information Clams:

Biological Family, Organism Classification

The Veneridae or venerids, common name the Venus clams, are a very large family of minute to large, saltwater clams, marine bivalve molluscs. There are over 500 living species of venerid bivalves, most of which are edible, and many of which are...

Clams Casino
Electronic Artist, Musical Artist, Musician, Record Producer, Person

Mike Volpe, professionally known as Clams Casino, is an American hip hop producer based in Nutley, New Jersey. He has produced tracks for A$AP Rocky, Lil B, and Mac Miller. He has also remixed works by Big K.R.I.T., Washed Out, and Lana Del Rey.