Algebra

### Definition funny of Algebra:

1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry. 2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4 3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra. 2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think. 3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem: 10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death. A standard torture session should proceed like this: After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#\$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist." P2 - "Whatever." P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!" P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"

Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

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Matrix Algebra Tutor: A Matrix Defined 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 43 mins Directed by: Jason Gibson

Matrix Algebra Tutor: Multiplying Matrices 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Jason Gibson

Variables, Equations & Functions: The Foundation Of Algebra 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 26 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media

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Matrix Algebra Tutor: Cramer's Rule 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 31 mins Directed by: Jason Gibson

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