Definition funny of Works:

urbanA worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

urbanYou are here to work, not to have fun!

urbanA place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

urbanI don't want to go to work today!

urbanRefers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.

urban"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work" - Lil' Flip

urban1. Having sex with a fellow employee. 2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.


Songs about Works:

songsWork Song (Album Version) by Hozier from the Album Hozier

songsWork [Explicit] by Iggy Azalea from the Album The New Classic (Deluxe Version) [Explicit]

songsWork It Out by Knox Hamilton from the Album Work It Out

songsWork B***h [Explicit] by Britney Spears from the Album Work Bi**h [Explicit]

songsDirty Work by Steely Dan from the Album Can't Buy A Thrill

songsThis Woman's Work (Uncut) by Maxwell from the Album Now [Clean]

songsWork It by Missy Elliott from the Album Under Construction (Edited Internet Album) (US Release)


Books about Works:

booksWorks of Darkness: Christian Romantic Suspense (A Matt Foley/Sara Bradford Novel Book 1) by V. B. Tenery (Mar 26, 2014)

booksWork Smarter: Stop Wasting Time, Get Stuff Done, and Live a Better Life by Matt Harris (Sep 23, 2014)

booksIt Works by R. H. Jarrett (Jul 21, 2008)

booksWork by CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective (Apr 1, 2011)

booksA Work of Beauty: Alexander McCall Smith's Edinburgh by Alexander McCall Smith (Oct 31, 2014)

booksWork From Home And No More Debt Box Set (Work From Home, Debt Free, Financial, Money, Business, Bankruptcy, Education... by Jim Turner (Sep 23, 2014)

booksUncle Si the Christmas Elf: Work Hard, Nap Hard by Si Robertson, Ashley Howard Nelson and Stephen Gilpin (Oct 14, 2014)


Movies about Works:

moviesDenise Austin: Mat Workout: Based on the work of JH Pilates 2013 Unrated CC - Runtime: 53 mins Starring: Denise Austin Directed by: Cal Pozo

moviesWorks in Progress [HD] 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 51 mins Starring: Greg Brostrom, Ben Jeffrey, et al. Directed by: Steve Pruitt

moviesNot Safe For Work 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Starring: Max Minghella, JJ Feild, Eloise Mumford, et al. Directed by: Joe Johnston

moviesGhosthunters - Ghost Hunters At Work 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 25 mins Directed by: DigiComTV

moviesJoan Rivers: A Piece of Work 2012 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Starring: JoanRivers, Melissa Rivers and Kathy Griffin Directed by: Ricki Stern and Anne Sundberg

moviesHow The Universe Works: Season 1 2010 TV-PG CC -

moviesHow The Universe Works Season 2 2012 TV-G CC -