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Definition funny of Windows:
Windows 95/98, (n): 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprossessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people
Open the window, it's hot as hell in here
A lot harder to open than its glass counterpart. Windows, which was copied, edited, then sold for billions by Bill Gates(see antichrist ), is just as good as Linux or Mac OS X, without the whole "Working" and "running" thing. To sum it up: The worst mistake of your life would be to buy it.
Person 1: " OMG, I accidently just blew up my office, killing thousands!" Person 2: " You think you made a mistake? I BOUGHT WINDOWS!"
One of several pieces of software from Microsoft: 1. Windows 1.0 was a graphical shell that allowed the user of an IBM PC to have several MS-DOS programs running at the same time, sharing the screen through viewports called "windows," hence the name. It was released after the first Apple Macintosh computer, and most users did not install it because it required too much memory. MS-DOS was an operating system that could only have one application open at any given time, and those applications could only access up to 640 kilobytes of RAM. Files stored by it had names consisting of eight characters, a dot, and three more characters, and certain characters, such as spaces, were not allowed. TEXTFILE.TXT was a typical DOS filename. 2. ~ 3.0 was a graphical shell that also had dynamic library support, a feature normally built into an operating system. Applications had to be written "for" ~, almost as if it was an operating system. It did things on behalf of applications, like an operating system. It was started from DOS as an application, and exiting ~ returned the user to DOS. Instead of folders, there were program groups, where programs had to be explicitly placed. Placement of a program in the Program Groups typically involved telling ~ the complete path to the program executable (ie, "C:\COREL\WP.EXE") 3. ~ 95 was a graphical shell that was booted directly by DOS, so that it appeared to be the entire operating system. It imitated the look and feel of a Macintosh. It was capable of running most ~ NT binaries, and it implemented pre-emptive multitasking, a feature commonly found in operating systems, and added support for "long filenames" (LFN), which allowed files to have Macintosh-like names. The "Restart in DOS mode" feature is equivalent to the "Exit Windows" feature in older versions of ~. 4. Windows NT ("New" Technology) is a real operating system that was written completely independantly of the line of graphical shells that are also called Windows. Microsoft hired the employees of DEC that designed VMS to work on ~ NT. Unlike ~ versions that were already on the market, ~ NT took full advantage of the Intel 386's 32-bit capabilities. Its design was so closely tied to the Intel 32-bit architecture that it could not be ported to a 64-bit platform easily. The "New" technology in ~ was new only to Windows. Features new to NT, such as true multitasking and virtual memory, had been available in other operating systems since the 1970s and even before that. Microsoft eventually began to market Windows NT as an alternative to UNIX, but they did so at the same time that Linux was becoming ever more popular as a UNIX replacement. Windows NT had many bugs of its own, and its superficial similarities to Windows 95 caused users to expect Windows 95 bugs to be present in Windows NT. Its Internet server offerings were notably inferior to the UNIX programs they were meant to replace. All current versions of Windows are descended from Windows NT, and not from the DOS shells that were also called Windows. Though 64-bit Intel processors are already available in 2004, a 64-bit version of Windows is still years away.
Songs about Windows:
Come To My Window by Melissa Etheridge from the Album Yes I Am
Bust Your Windows by Jazmine Sullivan from the Album Fearless
Window Seat by Erykah Badu from the Album New Amerykah Part Two: Return Of The Ankh
Windows Are Rolled Down by Amos Lee from the Album Mission Bell
Window Seat by Erykah Badu from the Album Window Seat
Come To My Window (Single Edit) by Melissa Etheridge from the Album Greatest Hits - The Road Less Traveled (Deluxe Edition)
Small Window by Luluc from the Album Passerby [+digital booklet]
Books about Windows:
Window by T.M. Franklin (Mar 13, 2013)
Windows by John Galsworthy (May 17, 2012)
The Window by David St John (Mar 23, 2014)
Windows 8.1 For Dummies Book + DVD Bundle by Andy Rathbone (Oct 28, 2013)
Windows 8: 50 Powerful Tips&Tricks for Beginners by Ivan Peretti (Jan 8, 2014)
Windows 8.1 Update Quick Reference Guide: Introduction (Cheat Sheet of Instructions, Tips & Shortcuts - Laminated... by Beezix Inc. (Apr 18, 2014)
Windows 8.1 For Dummies by Andy Rathbone (Oct 7, 2013)
Movies about Windows:
Open Windows 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins Starring: Elijah Wood, Sasha Grey and Neil Maskell Directed by: Nacho Vigalondo
Allegra's Window Season 1 1994 TV-Y CC -
Rear Window 2014 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 53 mins Starring: James Stewart, Grace Kelly, et al. Directed by: Alfred Hitchcock
Window Licker 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Starring: Brian McGuire, Bret Roberts, et al. Directed by: Brian McGuire
The Best of The Window Channel [HD] 2014 Unrated - Runtime: 3 hrs 34 mins Directed by: Mark Knight
The Face at the Window 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 4 mins Starring: Tod Slaughter, Marjorie Taylor, et al. Directed by: George King
Secret Window 2006 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Johnny Depp, John Turturro, Maria Bello, et al. Directed by: David Koepp
Wiki information Windows:
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