Definition funny of Wanket:

urbanAny impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

urban"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

urbanA snuggie with a hole in the crotch.

urbanI just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!

urbanmasterbating in a toilet cubicle

urbanHey Jim - im going for a wanket

urbanWanket is categorised in the same genre as fook, feck or fxck. It's a "bad" word or "socially unacceptable" word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat Forum Censors. It essentially means to be a wanker or tosser but in a kinder more friendly way. It is also a hybrid of the words wank and it. Meaning to masturbate.


Songs about Wanket:

songsAlles was sonst lieblich heisset: Aria: Wenn alles wanket, bricht und sinket (Bass) by Dorothee Mields from the Album Stolzel: Alles Was Sonst Lieblich Heisset / Seid Willkommen, Schone Stunden

songsOrpheus: Act III, Scene 3, "Wanket, ihr leichten und flüchtigen Sinne" (Aria: Eurimedes) by Werner Güra and René Jacobs Akademie für Alte Musik Berlin from the Album Telemann: Orpheus


Wiki information Wanket:

Dan Wanket
Film crewmember, Person

Chiang Mai 700 pi: Kanchalong wanket mang
Book, Written Work