
Definition funny of Wait:
An alternate term used in place of the word sike that implies the previous statement was false or made in sarcasm.
"Yeah, I'll do your homework for you.. wait!" "Yeah, that's really funny, wait."
Use it before a sentence to exclaim surprise and redirection of a train of thought. Do this no more than once a week and it can add useful emphasis to your communication efforts. Or, use it before every other sentence as the new like. This way it does nothing at all, but will drive old people nuts and make you sound like a reality show super star.
Dad: Let's have pancakes for dinner. Kid: Wait. Did you say we are having pancakes for dinner? Dad: Wait for what? Yes, a whole breakfast for dinner! Kid: Wait. Can I invite Carly over for pancakes? Dad: What are we waiting for? No, Carly is irritating. Kid: Wait. Can we have hash browns too? Dad: Why are we still waiting? Yes, hash browns are delicious. Kid: Wait. Carly loves hash browns!
Worry about it tomorrow
'Can't drink no more, got work at 7' 'WAIT YOLO '
something a journalism teacher says incessantly because she sucks at teaching and she can barely walk because she's a fat tub of lard

Songs about Wait:
Wait On Me by Rixton from the Album Let The Road [+digital booklet]
I Will Wait by Mumford & Sons from the Album Babel [Explicit]
I Will Wait by Mumford & Sons from the Album Babel
I Can't Wait (Be My Wife) by Ben Rue from the Album I Can't Wait (Be My Wife)
BREAKFAST CAN WAIT by Prince from the Album ART OFFICIAL AGE
I Just Can't Wait To Be King by Jason Weaver from the Album The Lion King
Wait by M83 from the Album Hurry Up, We're Dreaming

Books about Wait:
Wait for Signs: Twelve Longmire Stories by Craig Johnson (Oct 21, 2014)
Wait for You by J. Lynn (Sep 3, 2013)
The Wait by Ms Kellie Frances JOYce (Aug 28, 2014)
Wait by Russell Kelfer (Dec 1, 2002)
Wait for Me!: Memoirs by Deborah Mitford and Charlotte Mosley (Sep 13, 2011)
Wait Till Helen Comes: A Ghost Story by Mary Downing Hahn (Apr 21, 2008)
Wait Wait...I'm Not Done Yet! by Carl Kasell, Diane Montiel and Steve Alexander (Sep 15, 2014)

Movies about Wait:
Wait Til Next Year [HD] 2013 TV-PG CC -
Heaven Can Wait [HD] 2012 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins Directed by: Warren Beatty and Buck Henry
Wait Until Dark [HD] 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins Starring: Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin, et al. Directed by: Terence Young
Can't Hardly Wait 2006 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Starring: Harry Elfont, Jennifer Hewitt, et al. Directed by: Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan
Heaven Can Wait 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 53 mins Starring: Charles Coburn, Don Ameche, et al. Directed by: Ernst Lubitsch
Wait Until Dark 2003 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins Starring: Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin, et al. Directed by: Terence Young
Wait Wait . . . Don't Tell Me! 2011 TV-14 -

Wiki information Wait:
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Waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff or serving staff are those who work at a restaurant or a bar, and sometimes in private homes, attending customers—supplying them with food and drink as requested. An individual waiting tables is commonly called a...