Definition funny of Vacuum:

urbanIn player parlance, it's a pushy technique used in making conversation with women where you ask an open-ended question and stubbornly wait for an answer. You don't say anything until she does, no matter what. You don't fidget, you don't laugh, you don't look apologetic or at all uncomfortable. Eventually, she will get uncomfortable with the vacuum, and fill it by answering your question, getting herself involved in the conversation.

urban(You're talking some woman up, and the convo runs a bit dry, so you turn on the vacuum:) You: "Tell me about the best photograph you've ever seen." Her: Huh? You: ... Her: ... (fidgeting) You: ... Her: Well, I saw one in a magazine once. You: ... (cock an eyebrow) Her: Well, I was flying home from Singapore and there was an article about Cambodia, and I was kinda bored, but then I turned to the second page and there was this woman staring back at me with the most incredible eyes, I had to stop myself from crying...

urbanA word that, mouthed, looks like "fuck you". Use if you want to mess with someone, or if you're too much of a wimp to say the real thing.

urbanCheck it out yourself. Get someone's attention and mouth "vacuum". Yay!

urbanTerm made popular by Scary Movie. When a desperate loser with a small penis gets pleasure for the sucking power of a dust buster.

urbanPatrick Valenti stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner, desperate for a blow job!

urbanA human responsible for rampant "sucking", and not the fun "sucking" that would be the result of a successful night out with a girl, but rather the negative conotation of the word sucking... What do vacuums do? They suck.


Songs about Vacuum:

songsA Vacuum Cleaner (Henry) by White Noise Research from the Album White Noise for Baby: Soothing Sounds for Newborn Babies to Aid Sleep

songsVacuum Boots by The Brian Jonestown Massacre from the Album Take It From The Man

songsVacuum Cleaner by Sleep Machines.com from the Album Vacuum Cleaner

songsVacuum Tree by Trifonic from the Album Emergence

songsCleanup Vacuum Cleaner by Jack Hartmann from the Album Get On Board the Transition Train

songsVacuum Boogie by Floating Points from the Album Vacuum Boogie Ep

songsVacuum Cleaner Vacuuming Rug Sound Effects Sound Effect Sounds EFX Sfx FX Appliances Vacuum by City Lights Sound Effects from the Album City Lights Sound Effects 6 - Household Sounds


Books about Vacuum:

booksVacuum Tube Amplifier Basics by EJ Jurich (Aug 26, 2014)

booksVacuum Tube Circuit Design: Guitar Amplifier Power Amps by Richard Kuehnel (Jan 22, 2008)

booksVacuum Tube Circuit Design: Guitar Amplifier Preamps, Second Edition by Richard Kuehnel (Sep 8, 2009)

booksVacuum Diagrams by Stephen Baxter (Apr 3, 2001)

booksVacuum Kiln Drying For Woodworkers: How To Build And Use A Vacuum Kiln For Dryin by Joshua Salesin (Apr 15, 2014)

booksVacuum Tube Gain Controlled Amplifier by E J Jurich (Jul 28, 2013)

booksThe Vacuum Cleaner: A History by Carroll Gantz (Sep 21, 2012)


Movies about Vacuum:

moviesUnderdog: The Complete Series 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 21 hrs Starring: Wally Cox and Norma MacMillan Directed by: W. Watts Biggers

moviesGrief is Like a Vacuum: IT SUCKS! 2013 NR - Runtime: 54 mins Starring: Mr. Bob Zima and LCPC Directed by: Mr. Bob Zima

moviesVacuum Bagging & Sandwich Core Construction 1995 - Runtime: 45 mins

moviesThe Abbott and Costello Show, Vol. 7 1998 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins Starring: Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Sid Fields, et al.

moviesClassic Vacuum Tube Film DVD: 1943 Electronics History of Electron, Cathode, Vacuum Tubes And Early Transistor... 2007 - Runtime: 21 mins

moviesGrizzly H9799 Working in a Vacuum DVD -

moviesVintage Vacuum Tube History on DVD - History of the Electron, Cathode Ray, Vacum Tubes, Early Surge Protection... -


Wiki information Vacuum:

Literature Subject

Vacuum is space that is devoid of matter. The word stems from the Latin adjective vacuus for "vacant" or "void". An approximation to such vacuum is a region with a gaseous pressure much less than atmospheric pressure. Physicists often discuss ideal...

Vacuum tube

In electronics, vacuum tube, electron tube, tube, or valve is a device that controls electric current through a vacuum in a sealed container. Vacuum tubes mostly rely on thermionic emission of electrons from a hot filament or a cathode heated by the...