Definition funny of Tophat:

urbanA badass hat that all the cool motherfuckas wear.

urbanFRED: Look at that sick motherfucka. Hes wearing a Top Hat DERF: Man. I wish I had that hat.

urbanverb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.

urbanThe BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

urbanan uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.

urbangoogle penis: uncircumcised penis and stare - tophat

urbanTophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia. "Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.


Songs about Tophat:

songsDr. Tophat Stringpull by Tom Lucas from the Album Lifeboats

songsMan With the Top-Hat by Janci Körössy from the Album Jazz in Czechoslovakia 1961

songsOld Black Tophat by Misha V. Stefanuk from the Album I Saw A Blue Bird In Central Park

songsTake off your tophat Mr. Fox by Tesma from the Album Transcendence

songsThe Top-Hat Carriers by Doron Braunshtein from the Album The Divine Desperation of the Human Condition

songsTop-Hat Dstrict by Ethan Revere Smith from the Album Sky Bridge: Fallen Stars (Promotional Soundtrack)

songsTophat by The Surf Zombies from the Album It's a... Thing!


Books about Tophat:

booksTop-hat, the Grey Wolf and the Crescent: Turkish Nationalism and the Turkish Republic by Hugh Poulton (Aug 12, 1997)

booksTop-hat plans: how to provide for the upper-level executive's retirement.: An article from: Indiana Business Magazine... by Beth Copeland (Jul 28, 2005)

booksTop-hat retirement plans.: An article from: Journal of Accountancy by Alistair M. Nevius (Feb 8, 2012)

booksTophat (A Play) by Paul Carter Harrison (1989)

booksI love you (Tophats and Canes Book 3) by Liam ellison (Feb 13, 2013)

booksWinking black cat with bow-tie and top-hat - Halloween Greeting Card (Aug 1, 2012)

booksNEC (Numerical Electromagnetica Code), NEGGS (Numerical Electromagnetics Code-Ground Screen), and MININEC (Mini-Numerical... by Slamet S. Padmosutoyo (1989)