Definition funny of Swimmer:

urbanSwimmers are great lovers. Their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles give them stamina that helps maintain a very enjoyable rhythm in the bedroom. So date a swimmer.

urbanSwimmers are so hot!

urbanswimmers are the most elite athelites that know how to win. they train multiple hours a day and eat lots of healthy food. they love cold water and dont mind waking up @ 5:15 am to train. they have strong hip flexors, big feet and six packs.they are tan all year round and train in see-through fabric. guys train mostly naked, in fact. they have big muscles and often they can run for long distances, do many pull ups and sit ups etc. they are the most sexually active athelites and because of their strong muscles, they are able to maintain a good rhythm all night long. and everyone who isnt a swimmer is just jealous. well, be jealous.

urbanwhoa we've been going at this for hours. ..

urbansexy guys, theyre tanned and wear speedos!

urbanwow jeff is so hot in his speedo

urbanAll swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport, and don't mind getting up at ungodly hours to train excessively. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. When they get like this, the only medicine is about 3 miles worth of swimming. The longer you train, the faster you are, the better you feel. Male Swimmers are usually extremely fit, and have big penises. Usually have a six pack and insane arm muscles, however, some are just skinny. It doesn't matter, all guy swimmers are great in bed and super hot. Plus they are awesome boyfriends, very thoughtful. Swim practice is about 2 and a half hours of thinking time, while moving your arms and legs until they burn. Female Swimmers are pretty much the chillest girls you'll ever meet. They're always tan and never cold. Used to vigorous training, everything else is cake for them. You want to date a swimmer. They're just a lot of fun to be around. Stays fit all year round, even when swim season's over because female swimmers hate being out of shape.


Songs about Swimmer:

songsThe Swimmer by Max Richter from the Album Disconnect [+digital booklet]

songsBeautiful Swimmers by Jimmy Buffett from the Album Buffet Hotel

songsThe Swimmer by Phil France from the Album The Swimmer

songsOur Swimmer (Single Version) by Wire from the Album Document & Eyewitness 1979-1980

songsLike a Swimmer in the Ocean by Oysterband from the Album Diamonds on the Water

songsSwimmer... by Amanda Shires from the Album Carrying Lightning

songsSwimmers by Broken Social Scene from the Album Broken Social Scene


Movies about Swimmer:

moviesThe Swimmer 2009 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Burt Lancaster, Janet Landgard, et al. Directed by: Frank Perry

moviesThe Swimmer 1968 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Burt Lancaster, Janet Landgard, et al. Directed by: Frank Perry

moviesGreat Lake Swimmers - Live at The Launch Pad - Austin, TX 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 20 mins Directed by: LLC Baeble Media

moviesTactics and Techniques of Elite Open Water Swimmers 2010 NR - Runtime: 26 mins Directed by: Todd Dring

moviesBecoming A Faster Swimmer: Butterfly Swimming featuring Coach Tom Jager 2005 Unrated - Runtime: 35 mins Starring: Tom Jager Directed by: Bill Richardson

moviesYoga for Swimmers 2007 G - Runtime: 45 mins Directed by: Barbara Won and Ian Jay

moviesThe Swimmer 1968 PG - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Burt Lancaster, Janet Landgard, et al. Directed by: Frank Perry and Sydney Pollack


Wiki information Swimmer:

Profession, Literature Subject, Character Occupation

A swimmer is a sportsperson.


A frogman is someone who is trained in scuba diving or swimming underwater in a tactical capacity which includes combat. Such personnel are also known by the more formal names of combat diver, or combatant diver, or combat swimmer. The word frogman...