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Definition funny of Surgeon:

urban1. One who does surgery on others. 2. One who goes around yelling "OPERASHUN TIME!", wears a white coat, makes strange hand motions, and carries a scalpel behind one ear.

urban"The surgeon operatued on me yesterday" "Watching House made them into a surgeon"

urbanEssentially a man who has had sex or gotten inside someone. The opposite of a virgin.

urbanGuy 1: Dude my girlfriend and I went all the way last night. Guy 2: Alright! You finally went from virgin to surgeon!

urbanA talented snowboarder who uses the edges of his snowboard to make incisions into powder with style and grace.

urbanDr Cass is a board certified surgeon, you can tell by the perfect incisions made as he rips his way down the mountain.

urbanA surgeon is a doctor that had additional education after medical school so they can cut people up (perform operations) they are more comfortable with patients that are unconscious(under anesthesia) because they lack the ability to communicate well and hate when people don't agree with them. Many surgeons today were cruel to small animals when they were children cutting limbs off little helpless creatures etc. Like many doctors today their primary motivation is money except even more so. They frequently try to set speed records in operations in order to be able to buy a bigger yacht, house, mercedes benz etc. Since the patient was knocked out and doesn't see what happened, when a bad result happens they just blame the patient's "unique physiology." Even though a bad surgeon can mess you up for life and cause horrifying pain and suffering they are nearly impossible to sue due to current laws which hold doctors to a lower standard then any "reasonable" person. In the unlikely event they ever lose their license for malpractice after numerous fuckups, they can just move to another state and start over butchering more people. Surgeon: the perfect occupation for the psychotic individual who wants the power of life and death over helpless patients while laughing all the way to the bank knowing their victims have little to no recourse.

songs

Songs about Surgeon:

songsLike A Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the Album The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

songsSurgeon by St. Vincent from the Album Strange Mercy

songsLike A Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the Album Greatest Hits

songsSurgeon by St. Vincent from the Album Surgeon

songsWorking Where the Sun Don't Shine (The Colorectal Surgeon's Song) [Explicit] by The Hit Co. from the Album The Comedy Collection: Songs of Silliness and Nonsense, Vol. 2 [Explicit]

songsLike A Surgeon by "Weird Al" Yankovic from the Album Dare To Be Stupid

songsSurgeon Simulator by Dan Bull from the Album Surgeon Simulator

books

Books about Surgeon:

booksThe Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen (Aug 21, 2001)

booksThe Surgeon's Christmas Wish by Annie O'Neil (Oct 1, 2014)

booksComplications: A Surgeon's Notes on an Imperfect Science by Atul Gawande (Apr 1, 2003)

booksBetter: A Surgeon's Notes on Performance by Atul Gawande (Jan 22, 2008)

booksSurgeon General's Warning: How Politics Crippled the Nation's Doctor by Mike Stobbe (Jun 26, 2014)

booksSurgeon in Blue: Jonathan Letterman, the Civil War Doctor Who Pioneered Battlefield Care by Scott McGaugh (Jul 1, 2013)

booksThe Surgeon's Daughter by Sir Walter Scott (May 17, 2012)

movies

Movies about Surgeon:

moviesDr. Daniel Hale Williams: First Black Heart Surgeon In America 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 44 mins Directed by: Createspace

moviesThe English Surgeon 2010 TV-14 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Directed by: Geoffrey Smith

moviesWire in the Blood: Season 4 2008 NR - Runtime: 5 hrs 44 mins Starring: Robson Green, Mark Letheren, et al.

moviesSurgeon 2000 R - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Isabel Glasser, James Remar, et al. Directed by: Carl Schenkel

moviesThe English Surgeon 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins Starring: Henry Marsh, Surgeon, Nick Cave and Soundtrack Directed by: Geoffrey Smith and Producer

movies2 DVD Movies: The Durgeon/Skinner 1998 R - Starring: Isabel Glasser, James Remar, et al. Directed by: Carl Schenkel and Ivan Nagy

moviesExquisite Tenderness 1997 R - Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins Starring: Isabel Glasser, James Remar, et al. Directed by: Carl Schenkel

wiki

Wiki information Surgeon:

Surgeon
Profession, Fictional job title, Character Occupation, Literature Subject, Art Subject, Type/domain equivalent topic, Leadership Role, TV subject

In medicine, a surgeon is a specialist in surgery. Surgery is a broad category of invasive medical treatment that involves the cutting of a body, whether that of a human or other animal, for a specific reason such as the removal of diseased tissue or...

Orthopedic surgery
Medical specialty, Profession, Periodical Subject, Field of study, Medical Treatment, Literature Subject

Orthopedic surgery or orthopedics is the branch of surgery concerned with conditions involving the musculoskeletal system. Orthopedic surgeons use both surgical and nonsurgical means to treat musculoskeletal trauma, sports injuries, degenerative...