Numerology information Stassi:

numerologyName Number: 6 Meaning: Home, Family, Love, Balance, Harmony, Help, Warmth, Social justice


Definition funny of Stassi:

urbanstassis sta⋅ssis stoh-siez -noun A mole, particularly one of the many that rested on Aristotle Onassis' face, back and genital region. An interesting fact regarding stassises is that they were said to be alive - some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! There was much controversy surrounding the handling of Onassis' corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as stassises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. In a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, Tom Cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. They were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, "we are the the reincarnation of Onassis" or, "I am the resurrection of Aristotle Onassis!"

urbanTom Cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of stassises on Onassis' cold, decomposing buttock; the one labeled "Chris." The slightest cry issued forward - a squeak - a plea to anyone who would listen: "I am (chriss) stassis, the next Onassis!"


Songs about Stassi:

songsI. Plistene (Oh, Oh! Chi è qui, che Stassi ad Osservarmi?) by Christophe Rousset from the Album Salieri: La Grotta di Trofonio

songsSlap Your... (Alessandro Stassi Mix) by Brandon Still from the Album Slap Your...


Books about Stassi:

booksMath for Nurses: A Skill-Builder and Reference Guide for Dosage Calculation 3rd (third) Edition by Kaplan, Stassi... (0010)

booksStassi (Joseph) v. U.S. U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings by ISAAC FRANKLIN and ROBERT H BORK (Oct 30, 2011)

booksBasic Nurse Assisting, 1e 1st (first) Edition by Stassi RNC, Mary E. published by Saunders (2005) (0010)

booksMath for Nurses: A Skill-Builder and Reference Guide for Dosage Calculation by Kaplan, Stassi, Mary E., Tiemann... by Kaplan (Sep 5, 0012)

booksBasic Nurse Assisting, 1e by Stassi RNC, Mary E. [Saunders, 2005] (Paperback) [Paperback] by Stassi RNC (Feb 17, 0005)

booksSelena Gomez and Justin Bieber, Madonna, Rachel Frederickson, Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute, Kim Kardashian... by Bauer Magazine L.P. (2014)

booksJoseph Ago Stassi, Petitioner, v. United States. U.S. Supreme Court Transcript of Record with Supporting Pleadings... by JACOB J AMATO and U.S. Supreme Court (Oct 28, 2011)


Wiki information Stassi:

Max Stassi
Baseball Catcher, Baseball Player, Person, Measured person, Athlete

Max Robert Stassi is an American professional baseball catcher for the Houston Astros of Major League Baseball. He made his MLB debut with the Astros in the 2013 season.

Stassi Schroeder

Stassi Schroeder is an American television personality, model and fashion columnist. She is most known for her role on the reality TV series Vanderpump Rules.