Definition funny of Speedo:

urbanA proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

urbanI wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

urbanA speedo is a style of swimwear for men and boys which is akin to briefs in terms of how it's shaped. It derives its name from the Speedo company, which first introduced that particular style of swimwear, although people generally refer to all brief-cut bathing suits as speedos, even if they aren't made by the Speedo brand. The fabric of speedos is comprised of lycra/spandex and nylon, making them quick-drying, smooth to touch, and form-fitting. Speedos are quite a common swimwear choice for men and boys who live in Europe, South America, Australia, and Asia (especially Russia). Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason, speedos aren't well received in North America despite them being sexier in style than conventional swimming shorts. Speedos have even managed to make their way into rules and laws of certain establishments and areas. There are many swimming pools in Europe (especially France), which require all males to wear speedos for sanitary purposes. The reason is because males may be in dirty areas outside the pool facility while wearing conventional swimming shorts and then track the filth into the pool; but it is assumed that with speedos, a pair of pants is worn over them until it's time for swimming, thus making speedos less exposed to the elements than regular shorts. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the town of Cape May New Jersey USA had banned men from wearing speedos in public. In the 1960's, the South Jersey beach town made a law stating that any male over 12 years of age could not wear swim briefs. This ban was passed mainly because of homophobic claims that speedos were essentially worn by gay men for no other reason but to advertise their 'goods' to each other. The ban was finally lifted in April 2005, more than three decades later. To sum up, speedos are the sexiest swim attire for men and the world needs more of them.

urban"Damn, look at that hot boy in speedos over there. He knows he's looking fine."

urbanA really tightass dude's bikini-like swim suit that alot of swimmer dudes wear.

urbanThat dude in swimfan wore a tightass speedo.

urbanA tiny little swimsuit that men wear. They looking fucking hot in them, great for kinky sex. They show it all off without actually showing it, you can immediately judge a guy's package which is fucking hot. When there is bulge it is incredibly hott.


Songs about Speedo:

songsSpeedo by The Cadillacs from the Album They Often Call Me Speedo

songsTangerine Speedo by Caviar from the Album Caviar

songsSpeedo by The Cadillacs from the Album The Fabulous Cadillacs

songsSpeedo by The Cadillacs from the Album Doo Wop Classics Vol. 1

songsSpeedo by The Cadillacs from the Album The Only Doo Wop Album You'll Ever Need

songsSpeedo by The Cadilacs from the Album The Avons Meet the Cadilacs Doo Wop, Vol. 1

songsSpeedo by Ry Cooder from the Album Borderline


Books about Speedo:

booksLunch Wore a Speedo: The Nineteenth Sherman's Lagoon Collection by Jim Toomey (Oct 7, 2014)

booksThe Older the Man, the Smaller the Speedo by Ace Sidney (Jan 2, 2014)

booksSpeedo by Jim DeFilippi (Aug 10, 2013)

booksSpeedo Wrestling by Brandon Anthony (Jan 15, 2014)

booksSpeedos, Tattoos, and Felons: A Novella in Stories by Mr. Gary V Powell (Feb 1, 2014)

booksSpeedo Wrestling: Tournament by Brandon Anthony (Jan 14, 2014)

books21 Yaks and a Speedo - How to Achieve Your Impossible by Lewis Pugh (May 15, 2013)


Movies about Speedo:

moviesSpeedo: A Demolition Derby Love Story 2004 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 20 mins Starring: Ed 'Speedo' Jager, Linda Jager, et al. Directed by: Jesse Moss

moviesSpeedo Aqua Fitness Deep Water Training Video -


Wiki information Speedo:

Business Operation, Employer, Consumer company, Organization, Sponsor

Speedo International Ltd. is a manufacturer and distributor of swimwear and swim-related accessories. Founded in Sydney in 1914, the industry leading company is now a subsidiary of the British Pentland Group. Today, the Speedo brand can be found on...

Swim briefs
Garment, Product category, Consumer product, Endorsed Product

A swim brief or racing brief is any briefs-style male swimsuit such as those worn in competitive swimming and diving. The popularity of the Australian Speedo brand racing brief has led to the use of its name in some countries to refer to any racing...


Facebook pages same name Speedo:

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