Definition funny of Schomp:

urbanA disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore. SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.

urbanWhoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*) Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend. That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp

urbanMeth, speed. This is a definition that was based on the sound that is made when a rock is being cut.

urbanJones was busted for slangin' schomp.


Books about Schomp:

booksSchomp revs up for expansion: surging BMW sales prompt plans for bigger showroom.(Attitude at Altitude)(Lisa Schomp... by Donna Schmidt (Dec 11, 2006)

booksPunch lines, driving machines and attitude; Wende Curtis (comedy works) and Lisa Schomp (Schomp BMW) launch expanded... by Mike Cote (Jan 15, 2009)

booksTop 100 Woman-Owned Companies: Ralph Schomp No. 1, Allonhill fastest grower.(Company rankings): An article from... by Unavailable (May 31, 2011)

booksCorporate growth award winner: Schomp automotive: fourth-generation dealership started as an Englewood gas station... by David Lewis (Feb 29, 2012)

booksBy Virginia Schomp Ancient Mesopotamia: The Sumerians, Babylonians, and Assyrians (People of the Ancient World... by Virginia Schomp (Mar 16, 2005)

booksThe Ancient Chinese (People of the Ancient World) by Schomp, Virginia (2004) Library Binding by Virginia Schomp (1111)

booksSchamp-Schomp and Lane families of Hunterdon County, New Jersey by William Francis Smith (1985)


Wiki information Schomp:

Virginia Schomp
Author, Person

Justine Lupe
Actor, Person, TV Actor, Film actor

Justine Lupe is an actress.