Numerology information Quirt:

numerologyName Number: 4 Meaning: Stability, Sameness, Regular, Rules, Condition, Responsibility, Routine, Frame, Detail, Order


Definition funny of Quirt:

urbanUnderwater ejaculation

urbanWhile swimming in the pool, James became excited and quirted violently.

urbanThe sound created when a woman is pushing during childbirth and defecates

urbanCaleb looked more pale than usual as he hung up his micro-mini lime green Motorola cell phone. "Ding-dong, what's wrong, bitch?" Caleb's effeminate lover Delmonico lisped, "Is Christina Agulara retiring?" Caleb removed his perfectly moisturized hands from the knees of his 80% linen, 20% polyester Armani City slacks and stared at his cherished come-dumpster. "It's my sister, Dakota," Caleb minced, "she's gone into labor prematurely - we, like, have to drive over to see her!" "Oh my god, Caleb, she lives in Rockford," Delmonico pouted, his firm ass accentuated in the moonlight by a pair of acid-stressed Express bootcut jeans, "they eat fags like us for breakfast in that shithole." Caleb gazed at his boyfriend while picking at the underside of a tooth with his fingernail; a habit developed during the same period that a pre-pubescent Caleb ruined any hope of having straight incisors by sucking (or gumming) dick concurrent with the development of his "adult teeth". "Delmonico, we need to support her. When I came out to the family she called me a satan-fellating shit-chomper, but at least she didn't try to beat me with my grandfather's crucifix while my mother drunkenly wept over her Yahtzee board," Caleb said as he unwrapped a watermelon flavored popsicle, "besides, once she's done breeding we can stop by that IKEA in Schaumburg and replace the bedside table that's all covered with shit and come." "I'm sold," Delmonico yelped,"the smell of that thing messes with my head when I'm doing law school homework." ***Later, in Rockford,*** Caleb and Delmonico skipped through the doors of Rockford Memorial Hospital as if a yellow brick road shined as a beacon before them. “Pardon me, madam,” Delmonico said to the mulleted land cow seated behind the reception desk. The receptionist slowly glanced up from her Tractor Pull magazine and took in Caleb's lime green fingernails and Delmonico's faux-mohawk with magenta highlighted tips. “We're looking for Ashleigh De Laurent” said Caleb, “she's about to have a spawn!” "Room 503," said the closeted bull-dyke, "elevators to the right." "Thanks soooo much," Delmonico said, "and maybe grow your hair out a bit, you're tough even for a hick box-muncher. Bye!" When the happy couple hit the fifth floor, they immediately noticed a conversation occurring at the Nurses Desk. Caleb stopped suddenly as he noticed an older gentleman dressed in a polo shirt and Dockers. "Delmonico, that's my uncle Ralph," Caleb said with his head cocked 45 degrees to the left, "I haven't seen him since I was twelve years old when I caught him jerking off while smelling my sister's panties. He ran out ashamed before I could even try to give him a sloppy blow job." "Caleb, get over here," said Ralph, "Ashleigh's about to pop!" Delmonico and Caleb ran after Ralph into room 503. "Push! Push!" yelled the doctor as Ashleigh screamed, ***QUIRT*** A flood of pasty yellow feces jettisoned from Ashley's anus as her newborn son's head appeared between her meaty vaginal lips. As Caleb fainted from disgust, a loud blast of vile gas escaped from his weakened sphincter.

urbanWhen a girl OR a guy ( it can happen to both of them ) releases extra cum or lubricant and makes a farting sound. VERY EMBARRASSING!!! but it happens to everyone, if your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/sex buddy makes a funny face or is grossed out, then they dont deserve your sex. SEX SHOULDNT BE RUINED BY QUIRTS as f'd up as they are. it can be painful if they are not used to it, but guys are more used to it. quirting just sucks, ruins the moment especially if youre just hooking up with someone. quirting when not having sex though is a whole different topic and i dont know anything about that.....

urban"Man, I pulled out and she just kept quirting!!" "EWW, thats fucked up and gross dump her dude." "Shut the fuck up, i hear you quirt when you take a piss all the time"

urbanTo quirt is to suddenly flatuate while relieving the bladder. To fart while taking a piss.


Books about Quirt:

booksThe Quirt by B. M. Bower and Anton Otto Fischer (Mar 24, 2011)

booksQuirt and Brody: Ride #1 Rattlesnake by Mia Koenig (Jan 23, 2011)

booksThe Quirt & Casey Ryan: Pearl Necklace Books Western Classics (B.M. Bower Westerns: The Early Years 1914-1922)... by B. M. Bower (Mar 22, 2014)

booksThe Quirt and The Spur by Edgar Rye (Sep 30, 2009)

booksThe quirt and the spur; vanishing shadows of the Texas frontier by Edgar Rye (Jun 5, 2011)

booksThe Welding Quirt by Max Brand (Sep 1, 2004)

booksThe South African Quirt by Walter D. Edmonds (Mar 1985)


Movies about Quirt:

moviesAngel and the Badman John Wayne plays Quirt Evans, a gunslinger with a nasty rep who is injured and nursed back... -


Wiki information Quirt:


A quirt is a forked type of stock whip which usually has two falls at the end. Sometimes called a riding quirt, horse quirt or a dog quirt. The falls on a quirt are made of leather, buffalo, or cow hide. The core of the quirt is usually a leather bag...

Quirt Evans
Film character, Fictional Character

Quirt Evans is a fictional character from the 2009 film Angel and the Bad Man.