Definition funny of Quelch:
A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.
A quelch is a major inconvenience caused by any reason.
that rain on Sunday was such a quelch! i wanted to go to the beach. School is such a quelch.
Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc.
"Stop quelching, this is a posh resturant" "But it's so damn tasty"
n/v to fart or pass flachalence
Songs about Quelch:
Reminiscing (feat. Rachel Quelch) by Phil Nevile & the Virtual Ensemble from the Album The Way Back Home
Books about Quelch:
Quelch's Gold: Piracy, Greed, and Betrayal in Colonial New England by Clifford Beal (Aug 31, 2008)
Quelch's Gold: Piracy, Greed, and Betrayal in Colonial New England by Beal, Clifford [Potomac Books Inc., 2008... by Beal (Aug 2, 0008)
True Tales Of Pirate Gold: The Bloody Careers Of Captain Kidd, Jack Quelch, Blackbeard, Captain Sandy Gordon,... by T. D. Barrett (Mar 1, 2007)
Quelch Commercial Press of marketing(Chinese Edition) by YUE HAN KUI ER QI ZHU (2007)
The arraignment, tryal, and condemnation, of Capt. John Quelch, for sundry piracies, robberies, and murder, committed... by John Quelch (Oct 20, 2010)
For the greater goods: the benefits of modern marketing and advertising are little understood and rarely appreciated... by John A. Quelch and Katherine E. Jocz (Apr 30, 2009)
The poverty of philosophy,: Being a translation of the MiseÌre de la philosophie (a reply to "La philosophie... by Karl Marx (1910)
Wiki information Quelch:
John Anthony Quelch CBE is the Charles Edward Wilson Professor of Business Administration at Harvard Business School. He holds a joint appointment at the Harvard School of Public Health as Professor in Health Policy and Management. He is also an...
John Quelch was an English pirate who had a lucrative but very brief career of about one year. His chief claim to historical significance is that he was the first person to be tried for piracy outside England under Admiralty Law and thus without a...