Definition funny of Payment:

urbanThis is one of the laws of social physics. When a man observes a couple and wants to have sex with the female, all the man has to do is simply fight the other male. If he wins, the female immediately forgets about her lover and is forced by nature to have sexual intercourse with this new man. The man will now receive his 'payment' for pulling off such a random and brave stunt. This was discovered when an unknown man witnessed Chuck Norris execute this act and tried to reenact it. Much to his surprise, it worked. This was one of the first laws of social physics ever to be discovered. This also works for women, however, the fight must take place in a kiddie pool filled with either mud or some other slippery substance.

urbanJim: Hey. I just beat the shit out of your boyfriend. Sarah: Who? Nevermind. I don't care. Lets have sex! Jim: Yes! Payment!


Songs about Payment:

songsDown Payment Blues by AC/DC from the Album Powerage

songsKarma's Payment by Modest Mouse from the Album The Fruit That Ate Itself

songsLow Down Payment by David Crosby from the Album Wind On The Water

songsNo Money Down, Low Monthly Payments [Explicit] by Nero'S Day At Disneyland from the Album From Rotting Fantasylands [Explicit]

songsDown Payment Blues by AC/DC from the Album The Collection

songsDown Payment Blues by Tommy Shaw from the Album We Salute You: An All Star Tribute To Acdc

songsKarma's Payment by Modest Mouse from the Album The Fruit That Ate Itself


Books about Payment:

booksThe Payment Protector System - Protect Yourself From the Paypal Slap! (The Work from Home Series) by Colin Phillips (Jun 16, 2012)

booksPayment Methods In International Trading Avoid losing your payment or shipment (Import, export - What is international... by Ran Pelly (Mar 8, 2013)

booksPayments Systems in the U.S. - Second Edition by Carol Coye Benson and Scott J Loftesness (Nov 11, 2013)

booksPayments Systems in the U.S. by Carol Coye Benson and Scott Loftesness (Sep 15, 2010)

booksPayment Systems (Emanuel Law Outlines) by Lary Lawrence (Aug 4, 2009)

booksPayment Systems: From the Salt Mines to the Board Room (Palgrave Macmillan Studies in Banking and Financial Institutions... by Dominique Rambure and Alec Nacamuli (Nov 11, 2008)

booksPayment for Passage by Janie Wells (Jun 30, 2012)


Movies about Payment:

moviesthirtysomething: Season 2 2010 NR - Runtime: 13 hrs 30 mins Starring: Timothy Busfield, Melanie Mayron, et al. Directed by: Edward Zwick

moviesPayment on Demand 1951 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Barry Sullivan, Richard Anderson Bette Davis Directed by: Curtis Bernhardt

moviesThe Inspector Lynley Mysteries - Set 1 2003 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: Samantha Baker, Cherie Lunghi, et al. Directed by: Richard Laxton and Kim Flitcroft

moviesThe Inspector Lynley Mysteries Series 1, 2, & 3 2005 NR - Runtime: 20 hrs 44 mins Starring: Nathaniel Parker, Sharon Small, et al. Directed by: Richard Laxton, Tim Leandro, et al.

moviesCarleton H Sheets Investor's Edge Course. 7 DVDs, 12 Audio CDs: No Down Payment, Software: Real Estate ToolKit... -

moviesHow to Buy Your First Home or Investment Property with No Down Payment 2004 - Runtime: 50 mins

moviesPayment in Blood & Red Blood & Yellow Gold 2008 - Runtime: 2 hrs 30 mins Starring: Edd Byrnes, George Hilton, Guy Madison, et al. Directed by: Nandio Cicero and E.G Rowland


Wiki information Payment:

Payment system

The payment system is an operational network - governed by laws, rules and standards - that links bank accounts and provides the functionality for monetary exchange using bank deposits. The payment system is the infrastructure established to effect...

Quotation Subject

A payment is the transfer of an item of value from one party to another in exchange for the provision of goods, services or both, or to fulfill a legal obligation. The simplest and oldest form of payment is barter, the exchange of one good or service...