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Definition funny of Northwestern:

urbanAn amazing university found in Evanston, Illinois. Is in the Big 10. Colors: Purple and white. Mascot: Wildcats. It is considered a "Midwest Ivy" and ranks on US News as the Number 11 top undergraduate university in the US.

urbanGo Northwestern Wildcats!

urbanA corrupt 4A high school located in Rock Hill, South Carolina. Known best for its stuck up kids, ROTC teacher, and stupid policys. Also has the lowest pregnancy rate in the district.

urbanMe: Hey, what are you doing today? You: Going to school, man. Me: Oh yea? What school do you go to? You: Northwestern.. Me: Dude. I'm sorry. But at least you're not pregnant.

urbanNorthwestern University is a private four-year college located in Evanston, Illinois. Despite a location mere miles from Chicago, the average NU student only makes the trip downtown to get hammered drunk, usually at a concert, club, or Cubs game, although sometimes at a Chicago cultural institution like the Field Museum. The student body is divided among three social strata. First, fraternity and sorority members that are for some reason much more popular at NU than they ever hoped to be in high school, and eager to flaunt their newfound social superiority. Second, McCormick tryhards that will never touch a drop of alcohol in their college career despite achieving lower GPAs than perpetually-wasted Comm majors. Third (and most prominently), the great unwashed mass of students who do the bare minimum classwork necessary, get drunk on weekends and wonder why they aren't hooking up with anyone without ever actually attempting a kiss. Athletically, Northwestern's Wildcats tend to fare well in sports that only the players' relatives care about, such as women's lacrosse and tennis. Interestingly, these sports are scandal-prone. In any given year, one may find pictures of scantily-clad Northwestern female athletes wearing thongs -- of either kind -- gracing the pages of the Internet. Revenue sports (football and basketball) remain poor year after year, despite being the only events students actually care about. Northwestern is famous for its graduates who have gone on to pursue careers in showbusiness, and many students come to NU with interests in the arts. Unfortunately only 1/100 of these students actually make money upon graduation. The rest commit suicide or become strippers. Real classes at Northwestern (i.e., not School of Comm) are relatively difficult, as the administration tries desperately to prove the school's academic mettle by assigning too-low grades, ignoring the fact that no matter what, NU will never have a reputation on par with the Ivy League schools it strives to emulate.

urbanNorthwestern? Is that that shitty school in Boston?

urbanA socially-OK 4-year college just north of Chicago, IL, USA. Student body is composed of fair-to-poor athletes, dateless engineers-in-training, and those who are, for some reason, studying Radio, Television, and Film. Its women's lacrosse team is well known for its footwear. Not to put too fine a point on it: Charlotte Rae and David Schwimmer went there.

songs

Songs about Northwestern:

songsGo U Northwestern - Northwestern Wildcats (Live) by Northwestern University Wildcat Marching Band from the Album Gameday Faves: Classic College Fight Songs (Volume 6)

songsMarch of the Steelmen (Northwestern Wildcats Fight Song) by Stadium Marching Band from the Album March of the Steelmen (Northwestern Wildcats Fight Song)

songsGo U Northwestern by Northwestern University from the Album The Greatest College Fight Songs

songsNorthwestern Skies by Tired Pony from the Album The Place We Ran From

songsNorthwestern Girls by Say Hi from the Album The Wishes And The Glitch

songsGo U Northwestern by Ohio State University Marching Band from the Album Buckeye Battle Cry, Across the Field, And More College Football Fight Songs from the Big 10

songsNorthwestern Wildcats Fight Song (March of the Steelmen) (Extended Version) by Soundmachine from the Album Ultimate Backing Tracks: Sports Zone

books

Books about Northwestern:

booksThe Twelve Chairs (Northwestern World Classics) by Ilya Ilf, Evgeny Petrov and Anne O. Fisher (Oct 30, 2011)

booksSelected Poems (Northwestern World Classics) by Vladimir Mayakovsky and James H. McGavran III (Jun 30, 2013)

booksNorthwestern Wildcats 2015 Vintage Football Calendar by Asgard Press (Sep 15, 2014)

booksThe Human Place in the Cosmos (Northwestern University Studies in Phenomenology & Existential Philosophy) by Max Scheler, Karin S. Frings and Eugene Kelly (Dec 11, 2008)

booksSelected Lyric Poetry (Northwestern World Classics) by Alexander Pushkin and James E. Falen (Sep 9, 2009)

booksNorthwestern Pacific Railroad (Images of Rail) by Fred Codoni, Paul C. Trimble and Northwestern Pacific Railroad Historical Society (May 22, 2006)

booksThe Divine Comedy (Northwestern World Classics) by Dante and Burton Raffel (Sep 30, 2010)

movies

Movies about Northwestern:

moviesEskimo Hunters in Northwestern Alaska 2011 NR - Runtime: 21 mins Directed by: Createspace

movies2006 NCAA(r) Division I Men's Basketball 1st Round - Northwestern State vs. Iowa 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 25 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesNorthwestern Pacific - Volume 1 2006 -

moviesEskimo Hunters in Northwestern Alaska 2008 - Runtime: 20 mins

movies2011 NCAA Division I Women's Lacrosse National Championship - Northwestern vs. Maryland 2011 - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins

movies2006 NCAA Division I Women's Lacrosse National Championship - Dartmouth vs. Northwestern 2007 -

movies2006 Big Ten Football Regular Season Game - Michigan State at Northwestern 2009 - Runtime: 2 hrs

wiki

Wiki information Northwestern:

Northwestern University
College/University, Employer, Educational Institution, Nonprofit organization, Organization, Organization member, Endowed Organization, Academic institution, Award Presenting Organization, School in fiction

Northwestern University is a private research university with campuses in Evanston and Chicago in Illinois, United States. Northwestern has 12 undergraduate, graduate, and professional schools offering 124 undergraduate degrees and 145 graduate and...

Northwestern Wildcats football
American football team, School sports team, Sports Team

The Northwestern Wildcats football team, representing Northwestern University, is a NCAA Division I team and member of the Big Ten Conference, with evidence of organization in 1876. The mascot is the Wildcat, a term coined by a Chicago Tribune...

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