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Definition funny of Mermaid:
A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids. Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it. Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!
A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either: A. A whale B. A dolphin C. A fish or D. Any other sea creature. Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down. Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure. See: temptress
I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.
a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.
Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains. Salmon: glubglubglubglub.. Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..
A mystical creature. A mermaid is a young woman of the merfolk (or "merpeople"); from the waist up, she is most likely a beautiful maiden with flowing hair and generous proportions, while from the waist down, she has the tail of a fish or dolphin. Mermaids, along with appearing physically beautiful, are also gifted with beautiful singing voices. Aside from the young women, the other merpeople are rarely shown. Mermaids are known for falling in love with human men, and many ships and sailors are said to have been dragged under the waves by the watery nymphomaniacs. Others are known to play tricks on seafarers. Still others are known for saving people who are in trouble at sea. Then there is "the mermaid problem": despite being an enticing woman from the waist up, it is not known how these creatures procreate, which has led many human males to great frustration and many mermaids to great confusion. Still, if you don't think to hard about it, it works out well... especially if merpeople have the ability to assume full human form rather than half-fish, half-human.
Songs about Mermaid:
Mermaid by Train from the Album California 37
Mermaid in You by 10th Concession from the Album Mermaid in You
Mermaids by Hans Zimmer from the Album Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Part Of Your World (From ''The Little Mermaid'') by Jodi Benson from the Album Disney Princess: Fairy Tale Songs
Down to the Sea (from "The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea") by Rob Paulsen from the Album The Little Mermaid Greatest Hits
The Mermaid by Great Big Sea from the Album The Hard and the Easy
Mermaid Party by Barbie from the Album Barbie The Pearl Princess
Books about Mermaid:
Mermaid by Justine Camacho-Tajonera (Nov 22, 2011)
Mermaid by Mary Jade Monroe (May 20, 2014)
The Paranormal 13 (13 free books featuring witches, vampires, werewolves, mermaids, psychics, Loki, time travel... by Christine Pope, K.A. Poe, Cate Dean and Nadia Scrieva (Oct 12, 2014)
Mermaids by Patty Dann (Oct 14, 2004)
Mermaids by Patty Dann (Oct 19, 2012)
Mermaids in Paradise: A Novel by Lydia Millet (Nov 3, 2014)
Mermaids by Kerry Colburn (Sep 2, 2003)
Movies about Mermaid:
The Little Mermaid 2013 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 23 mins Starring: Jodi Benson, Samuel E. Wright, et al. Directed by: Walt Disney Pictures
The Mermaid Chair 2011 TV-14 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Directed by: A&E Television Networks
Little Mermaid II: Return to The Sea 2013 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 16 mins Starring: Jodi Benson, Samuel E. Wright, et al. Directed by: Jim Kammerud and Brian Smith
Barbie In A Mermaid Tale 2 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 14 mins Starring: Kelly Sheridan, Ashleigh Ball, et al. Directed by: William Lau
Barbie in A Mermaid Tale 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Directed by: Adam L. Wood
Little Mermaid, The: Ariel's Beginning 2013 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 18 mins Starring: Jodi Benson, Samuel E. Wright, et al. Directed by: Peggy Holmes
Killer Mermaid [HD] 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Franco Nero, Natalie Burn, et al. Directed by: Milan Todorovic
Wiki information Mermaid:
The Little Mermaid is a 1989 American animated musical fantasy film produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Based on the Danish fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid tells the story of a...
A mermaid is a legendary aquatic creature with the upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish. Mermaids appear in the folklore of many cultures worldwide, including the Near East, Europe, Africa and Asia. The first stories appeared in...