Definition funny of Malarchuk:

urbanA verb to mean being sliced in the neck by a hockey skate. Can be accidental or intentional. Connected with the famous incident of Clint Malarchuk getting his throat cut open by a hockey skate.

urbanIf you chirp me one more time i will malarchuk you


Wiki information Malarchuk:

Clint Malarchuk
Professional Ice hockey Player, Measured person, Person, Athlete, Ice hockey player

Clint Malarchuk is a retired Canadian professional ice hockey goaltender who played in the National Hockey League between 1981 and 1992. He has been a coach for four NHL teams and two minor league teams, most recently the Calgary Flames. He was born...

Sandra L. Malarchuk
Woman, Person

Sandra L. Malarchuk was the spouse of Clint Malarchuk.