Definition funny of Leopard:

urbanNOT an "urban cougar", but still a single or divorced woman 35 to 55, intelligent, successful, educated, secure in herself, her looks and her life. She enjoys the company of men on her terms. She does not seek younger men, older men or even men her own age. They seek HER. These women are far, far classier than the trashy "cougar". They do not frequent bars for pick ups, hook ups or anything other than a drink and some company with their girl friends. They do not hide their ages or their attitudes and are impatient with obvious come ons. Mostly solitary, they are very, very difficult to hunt, hence "leopardess". Katherine Hepburn would have been the Ultimate Urban Leopard(ess). You might call them a MILF if you want to get slapped. Also called a leopardess or quite simply, a grown woman.

urban"Dude. Don't. That's no cougar. That's a leopard. She will smack your ass and send you home to Mommy." --overheard in a bar

urbanSimilar the urban cougar ( cougar urban cougar....older hot woman who looks younger, and keeps herself up who attacts romantic interest from younger men, or who preys on younger men). The Lepeord is much CLASSIER, does not prey on the young men, yet is flattered by their interest as long as it is not pushed upon them or expected to be reciprocated. The lepeord will not date them, and rarely will bed them, but is flattered by cougar snack's attention in small amounts. Unlike the cougar, the lepeord does not intentionally try to get the attention of younger men. The leopard is usually over 30, does not try to hide her values, age (despite looking good for her age and for some much younger), or oppinions. She does not like sleezy come ons, dirty talk, and guys who come after her for sex. To score with a leopard a man would have to get to know and appreciate her mind, not just her body and looks. She enjoys looking good and being sexy, but is happy to just take care of herself just for her own sake, not to lure or bait a trap. She may be a loner, or hang with cougars, yet usually its easier to spot a cougar than a leopard. She will be the sexy older woman at the club who dances, laughs with freinds, drinks, and talks to guys, without the intent of picking any of them up. Beware, the best gold diggers often try to mask themselves as leopards!!!

urbanJohn thought he had spotted a hot easy cougar. He approached the table and soon realized it was out of his league, she was actually a leopard. Shannon and Tracy soon figured out they were a couple of leopards in a cougars den while at the hotel bar.

urbann - A man or woman who is willing to go gay only for certain individuals. Therefore, they are "spotted" instead of a rainbow.

urbanDarry: "Oh man, I'm totally a leopard for Neil Patrick Harris."

urbann. a penis containing freckles, giving it a spotted appearance. Mostly common on people with blonde or red hair with freckles on other various parts of their body.


Songs about Leopard:

songsAnimal, Leopard - Black Leopard: Throaty Snarl With Snapping Roar, Wild Cats - Lions, Tigers, Jaguars, Blockbuster... by Sound Effects from the Album Wild Animals: Sound Effects

songsLeopard by Plain & Bush Animals Of Africa Sounds Of The Jungle from the Album Animals Of Africa Sounds Of The Jungle, Plain & Bush

songsLeopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat by Raphael Saadiq from the Album Chimes Of Freedom: The Songs Of Bob Dylan Honoring 50 Years Of Amnesty International

songsLeopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat by Beck from the Album War Child - Heroes Vol.1 [+Digital Booklet]

songsLeopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat by Bob Dylan from the Album Blonde On Blonde

songsLeopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat by Janet Planet from the Album Janet Planet Sings The Bob Dylan Songbook Vol. 1

songsAnimal, Leopard - Black Leopard: Constant Throaty Snarls With Snapping Roars, Wild Cats - Lions, Tigers, Jaguars... by Sound Effects from the Album Wild Animals: Sound Effects


Books about Leopard:

booksLeopard Moon (Moon Series Book 1) by Jeanette Battista (Mar 4, 2012)

booksThe Leopard by Giuseppe Di Lampedusa (1961)

booksThe Leopard: A Harry Hole Novel (8) (Vintage Crime/Black Lizard) by Jo Nesbo and Don Bartlett (Jun 26, 2012)

booksThe Leopard: A Novel by Giuseppe Di Lampedusa, Archibald Colquhuon and Gioacchino Lanza Tomasi (Nov 6, 2007)

booksBecoming a Supple Leopard: The Ultimate Guide to Resolving Pain, Preventing Injury, and Optimizing Athletic Performance... by Kelly Starrett and Glen Cordoza (Apr 23, 2013)

booksLeopard Facts & Pictures (Fun Animal Photo Books for Children) by P.K. Miller (Apr 1, 2013)

booksSavage Nature (Leopard) by Christine Feehan (Apr 26, 2011)


Movies about Leopard:

moviesHow the Leopard Got His Spots, Told by Danny Glover, Music by Ladysmith Black Mambazo 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 27 mins Starring: Danny Glover and Ladysmith Black Mambazo Directed by: Unavailable

moviesThe Leopard (English Sub-titles) 2008 PG CC - Runtime: 3 hrs 6 mins Starring: Burt Lancaster, Claudia Cardinale, et al. Directed by: 20th_Century_Fox

moviesThe Leopard 1963 PG - Runtime: 3 hrs 5 mins Starring: Burt Lancaster, Alain Delon, et al. Directed by: Luchino Visconti

moviesThe Val Lewton Horror Collection 2005 NR - Runtime: 10 hrs 46 mins

moviesTCM Greatest Classic Films Collection: Tarzan, Vol. 2 2011 NR - Runtime: 5 hrs

moviesThe Leopard Man 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 7 mins Starring: Jean Brooks, Margo and Dennis O'Keefe Directed by: Jacques Tourneur

moviesThe Leopard 1963 Unrated - Runtime: 3 hrs 5 mins Starring: Burt Lancaster, Claudia Cardinale, et al. Directed by: Luchino Visconti


Wiki information Leopard:

Animal, Character Species, Organism Classification

The leopard is one of the five "big cats" in the genus Panthera. It is a member of the Felidae family with a wide range in some parts of sub-Saharan Africa, West Asia, the Middle East, South and Southeast Asia to Siberia. Compared to other members of...

Leopard 2

The Leopard 2 is a main battle tank developed by Krauss-Maffei in the early 1970s for the West German Army. The tank first entered service in 1979 and succeeded the earlier Leopard 1 as the main battle tank of the German Army. Various versions have...