Definition funny of Lebanon:

urbanOfficially - A country in the Middle East Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

urbanGuy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!! Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon Guy 1: That explains it

urbanLebanon is a country in the middle east. It has GREAT food, I'm tellin you it's the best food ever made. The women there are soo hot that if you get too close...you might melt. It's all nightlife over thurr, and without many laws, it can seriously get exciting. Most people say it's the best nightlife in the world. It's a pimps life I'll tell you that. Just make sure u kno who ur talkin 2.

urbantourist 1-how old u have to be to go to a club in this place? tourist 2-dont matter.

urban1) Lebanon is the most beautiful country in the world. Many call it the Europe of the Middle-East. It is the only place I know where you can go skiing and swim in a real beach on the same day. Sadly, there have been many religious and ethnic wars which have destroyed the country over and over. But, we always end up rebuilding it to be more beautiful than ever. 2) Lebanese are always capable of knowing each other's origins for some reason. 3)Our women always fight over who should wash the dishes while the men discuss politics. 4) We are the inventors of Frarabic (French Arabic), which I also like to call French Tourettes. Sometimes, when you can't find a word in arabic, you involuntarily replace it with a French word (Sometimes English) while replacing the "P" sounds with "B" sounds. 5) Overly polite amogst each other, not always polite amogst others. 6) It takes us about an hour to say good-bye (Applies to all arabs) 7) Our women have natural beauty. Despite their hairy bodies, they wax often so it does not show. 8) Ever try Kibbi Nayi, Tabbouleh, Fattoush or Hommous? If you did, you would swear off all fast food forever. 9) God save Lebanon!

urban1) Bob: Wow! Have you ever been to Lebanon? Joe: Nope. Bob: Oh my freaking God! It's AMAZING! 2) Tarek: Inta min il loubnen? Fadi: Kif 3rifit? Translation: Tarek: You're lebanese? Fadi: How'd u know? 3)Leila: A3teeni sa7nik, yalla Lilian: Mish ma32ooli inti! Inti a3teeni sa7nik Leila: Yalla, inti bi bayti, a3teeni sa7nik 7abibti! *And so on and so forth Translation: Leila: Come on, give me your plate! Lilian: I can't believe you! You give me your plate! Leila: Come on, you're in my house, give me your plate honey! 4) Ghassan: Wa2afni il Bolice mbara7. Jiryis: Lezzim tintibhi aktar. Ghassan: Akhad il Auto taba3i kamen! 5) Sans definition 6) -O.K. Bye! -Bye say hi to your wife! -Ok you say hi to yours! -Make sure you come back soon -You should come to our house sometime -Incha allah! -And bring your kids, too! -Of course. How old is your son again? -Oh, he's turning fifteen soon. -Wow he's becoming a man *Three hours later* -No way! I thought he was dead! -No he's still alive, but he's in the hospital. -O.K., I think I need to get going now! -All right, see you! -See you! (Talk trash about each other once door closes) 7) -Have you seen Rita? -Wow! -And her friend Mayy isn't bad either. -You think I got a shot? -Good luck. 8) -Dude, Oh My GOOOD! I went to this arabic wedding yesterday! -And? -I'm never eating McDonald's again!! 9) See audio on top left of page

urbanThe little country that could. The greatest country you'll never step foot in. The right country, at the wrong place at the wrong time, always. Plagued with old as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, shitheaded neighbours involved in endless dick contests, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority overshadows the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, this country was never given a chance to shine the way only the lebanese know it can shine. Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destruction. It will glow again despite this one. May it one day find the peace it deserves.


Songs about Lebanon:

songsThe Lebanon (2003 - Remaster) by The Human League from the Album The Very Best Of The Human League

songsLebanon by The Untouchables from the Album Wild Child

songsCedars Of Lebanon by U2 from the Album No Line On The Horizon (Standard Version)

songsPopular Music of Lebanon by Fakhr-al-Din from the Album Music of Lebanon (Lebanese Music)

songsThe Lebanon (12'' Extended) by The Human League from the Album Hysteria

songsGood Evening, My Friends/ Mount Lebanon March by William Coulter & Barry Phillips from the Album Music On The Mountain

songsThe Lebanon by The Human League from the Album Hysteria


Books about Lebanon:

booksLebanon: A History, 600 - 2011 (Studies in Middle Eastern History) by William Harris (Jul 11, 2012)

booksLebanon by caroline miller (1944)

booksPity the Nation: Lebanon at War by Robert Fisk (Oct 2001)

booksLebanon 1:190,000 & Beirut 1:8,000 Travel Map (International Travel Maps) by ITM Canada (Feb 16, 2011)

booksSalafism in Lebanon: From Apoliticism to Transnational Jihadism by Robert G. Rabil (Oct 15, 2014)

booksLebanon (Enchantment of the World, Second) by Terri Willis (Mar 1, 2005)

booksLebanon: Federal Research Study with Comprehensive Information, History, and Analysis - Politics, Economy, Military... by U.S. Government and Library of Congress (Feb 5, 2011)


Movies about Lebanon:

moviesDanny Thomas Show: "Road to Lebanon" 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 50 mins Starring: Claudine Auger, Bing Crosby and Hugh Downs Directed by: Alan Handley

moviesLebanon 2011 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Yosav Donat, Gur Nedzvetsky, Itay Tiran, et al. Directed by: Samuel Moaz and Samuel Maoz

moviesLebanon War: 1982 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 20 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media

moviesGlobe Trekker - The Middle East: Syria, Jordan & Lebanon 2014 NR - Runtime: 45 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesLebanon: Pierre And His Goats 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 15 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media

moviesLebanon: My House In Lebanon 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 8 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media

moviesLebanon: Joe In Lebanon 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 14 mins Directed by: New Dimension Media


Wiki information Lebanon:

Country, Organization scope, Location, Statistical region, Beer country / region, Governmental Jurisdiction, Sports Team Location, Flag referent, Literature Subject, Organization founder

Lebanon, officially the Lebanese Republic, is a country in Western Asia. It is bordered by Syria to the north and east and Israel to the south. Lebanon's location at the crossroads of the Mediterranean Basin and the Arabian hinterland has dictated...

Second Lebanon War
Military Conflict, War, Event, Literature Subject

The 2006 Lebanon War, also called the 2006 Israel–Hezbollah War and known in Lebanon as the July War and in Israel as the Second Lebanon War, was a 34-day military conflict in Lebanon, northern Israel and the Golan Heights. The principal parties were...