The perfect man, loving, caring, sexy, the best lover ever...

I love Kristian...

usually a well groomed individual, with a charming smile, and body built like zues. most of the time kristians are very athletic and known for their speed and quickness. kristians are very gud looking, and women are naturally attracted to him. Kristians are the best lovers and know how to satisfy the ladies.

-"wow that guy gets all the ladies" -"yeah i know, what a Kristian!"

A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles.

Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are british and chortle at his misfortunes.

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian I know, I would be lost without him.