Definition funny of Jongs:

urbanJONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

urbanAn example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?" JONG!!!

urbanA musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. The lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. The amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. A musician who should invest in a new songwriter.

urbanPerson 1: "Lady Gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!" Person 2: "It's almost as bad as Taylor Swift!" Person 1: "I know! She's turned into such a Jon G!"

urbanDenim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use. Origin: Orlando Fl.

urbanDAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz! I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.

urbanEverything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.


Songs about Jongs:

songsKim Jong Un Song by Rucka Rucka Ali from the Album Kim Jong Un Song

songsSims Jong Il by Sims from the Album Field Notes

songsKim Jong Style (Parody of PSY's "Gangnam Style") by The Key of Awesome from the Album Kim Jong Style (Parody of PSY's "Gangnam Style")

songsHulk Hogan and Macho Man Vs Kim Jong-Il [Explicit] by Epic Rap Battles of History from the Album Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Vs Kim Jong-Il - Single [Explicit]

songsP'yong-Gyong/P'yong-... by Orchestra Of The National Music Institute from the Album Korean Court Music

songsYour Loving Arms (Menno De Jong Durban '06 Mix) by Karen Overton from the Album Your Loving Arms

songsPsy vs. Kim Jong-Un [Explicit] by Animeme Rap Battles from the Album Psy vs. Kim Jong-Un [Explicit]


Books about Jongs:

booksDear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il by Michael Malice (Jan 25, 2014)

booksA Mah Jong Handbook: How to Play, Score, and Win by Eleanor Noss Whitney (May 15, 2007)

booksKim Jong Un: les sextraordinaires aventures d'un dictateur (French Edition) by Joey C.K. AMO (Oct 7, 2014)

booksThe Book of Mah jong: An Illustrated Guide by Amy Lo (May 1, 2001)

booksKim Jong Il Looking at Things by Marco Bohr and João Rocha (Aug 31, 2014)

booksPung Chow The Game of a Hundred Intelligences. Also known as Mah-Diao, Mah-Jong, Mah-Cheuk, Mah-Juck and Pe-Ling... by Lew Lysle Harr (Mar 24, 2011)

booksJong's Community Dental Health, 5e (Community Dental Health ( Jong's)) by George M. Gluck and Warren M. Morganstein (Jul 15, 2002)


Movies about Jongs:

moviesCharlie Rose - North Korea and the death of Kim Jong-il / Lisa Randall (December 20, 2011) 2012 NR - Runtime: 53 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesMuk Yan Jong - Shaolin Wooden Dummy, Part 1 - Sections 1-4 2005 - Runtime: 45 mins Starring: Benny Meng

moviesFinding Mr. Destiny 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 52 mins Starring: Su-jeong Lim, Yoo Gong, Ho-jin Cheon, et al. Directed by: You-jeong Chang

moviesMuk Yan Jong - Shaolin Wooden Dummy, Part 1 - Sections 5-8 2005 - Runtime: 51 mins Starring: Benny Meng

moviesThe Mook Jong Slam Set - Dynamic Wooden Dummy Training for All Martial Artists DVD 2001 - Runtime: 3 hrs

moviesTraditional Hapkido, Volume 4 - by Jong Bae Rim and Joe Sheya 2005 - Runtime: 57 mins

moviesTHE ART AND SCIENCE OF MOOK JONG: Slam Set Evolutions -


Wiki information Jongs:

Kim Jongseo

General Kim Jongseo, a prominent general, was sent by King Sejong the Great north to destroy the Manchu in 1433. Kim's military campaign captured several castles, pushed north, and restored Korean territory, roughly the present-day border between...

Wik Jongsma
Actor, TV Actor, Film actor, Person, Deceased Person

Wik Jongsma was a Dutch film and television actor.