Definition funny of Johnsons:

urbanSlang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names. Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad. Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get. Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man. Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush. Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context. Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes. Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one. Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock. Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.

urbanHave fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!

urbana man with a well endowed sexual organ

urbanits long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

urbanpenis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

urbanMy johnson is large. "Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

urbanyou either have one or you are one


Songs about Johnsons:

songsOG Bobby Johnson [Explicit] by QUE. from the Album OG Bobby Johnson [Explicit]

songsGirl, I Wanna Lay You Down (Album Version) [feat. Jack Johnson] by ALO (Animal Liberation Orchestra) from the Album Fly Between Falls

songsAll Falls Down (Edited) [feat. Syleena Johnson] by Kanye West from the Album The College Dropout [Clean]

songsDown And Out (Album Version (Explicit)) [feat. Syleena Johnson] [Explicit] by Cam'Ron from the Album Purple Haze (Explicit)

songsAll Falls Down (Explicit) [feat. Syleena Johnson] by Kanye West from the Album The College Dropout (Explicit)

songsYesterday's Wine (Bonus Track) [feat. George Jones & Jamey Johnson] by Blackberry Smoke from the Album Little Piece of Dixie

songsGood Man Go Wrong (feat. Cody Johnson) by Jesse Raub Jr. from the Album Blame It on the Music


Books about Johnsons:

booksPerfect (Johnson Family) (Volume 2) by Delaney Diamond (Oct 3, 2014)

booksJohnson's Lives of the Poets - Volume 2 by Samuel Johnson (Mar 24, 2011)

booksJOHNSON BETWEEN DREAMS by Jack Johnson (Jul 1, 2005)

booksMurder Passes the Buck (A Gertie Johnson Murder Mystery Book 1) by Deb Baker (Aug 4, 2009)

booksJohnson/Evinrude Outboards 1973-89 Repair Manual by Clarence W. Coles and Joan Coles (1985)

booksJohnson and Johnson: A Short Story about Athletics and Academics in College Sports by Larry LaForge (Aug 19, 2012)

booksSquirrels: A Wildlife Handbook (Johnson Nature Series) by Kim Long (Sep 1995)


Movies about Johnsons:

moviesTooth Fairy: In Character with Dwayne Johnson Featurette 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 3 mins Directed by: 20th Century Fox

moviesJeremiah Johnson 2009 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 56 mins Starring: Robert Redford, Will Geer, et al. Directed by: Sydney Pollack

moviesThe Almighty Johnsons Season 1 2014 TV-MA CC - Directed by: Mark Beesley

moviesHow We Got to Now With Steven Johnson 2014 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs Starring: . Directed by: .

moviesJe'Caryous Johnson's Men, Money and Gold Diggers 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 15 mins Starring: Omar Gooding, Vanessa Williams, et al. Directed by: Roger Melvin

moviesChalene Johnson's PiYo Base Kit - DVD Workout with Exercise Videos + Fitness Tools and Nutrition Guide -

moviesBad Johnson 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Cam Gigandet, Nick Thune, Jamie Chung, et al. Directed by: Huck Botko


Wiki information Johnsons:

Antony and the Johnsons
Indie rock Artist, Broadcast Artist, Musical Group, Award Winner, Person or entity appearing in film, Musical Artist, Award Nominee, Social network user

Antony and the Johnsons is a music group presenting the work of Antony Hegarty and his collaborators.

The Almighty Johnsons
TV Drama, TV Program

The Almighty Johnsons is a New Zealand fantasy comedy/drama television series, which was created by James Griffin and Rachel Lang and is produced by South Pacific Pictures and aired from 7 February 2011 to 23 September 2013.


Facebook pages same name Johnsons:

Dwayne The Rock Johnson - Entertainer Chad Johnson - Athlete Jimmie Johnson - Athlete Boris Johnson - Politician Amy Jo Johnson - Artist Stevie Johnson - Athlete Heather Johnson's Weight Loss Journey - Coach Amirah Johnson - Entertainer Craig Johnson - Author