Definition funny of Hosegood:

urbanThe act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.

urbanGuy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight? Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself


Books about Hosegood:

booksA Thousand Years of a Family in England: Mallet (Malet, Mallett), Lane, Culverwell, Hosegood, Hamilton, Gerrish... by Alan Hamilton (Nov 30, 2001)

booksFigure & Portrait (Paint! Series) by Hosegood, Henrietta (2000) Paperback (1000)


Wiki information Hosegood:

Betsy Hosegood
Author, Person