Numerology information Hoffs:

numerologyName Number: 9 Meaning: Divine, God, Goodness, Truth, Unconditional love, Gift, Free will, Ideal, Whole, Endless


Definition funny of Hoffs:

urbanVerb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff. To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.

urbanOh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again. That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!

urbanUsed to describe a large amount of body hair.

urbanWow! Look at the Hoff of chest hair on him!

urbannoun, pertaining to David Hasselhoff Common usage "The Hoff", implying that he is the original Hoff to which all other usages are derived. Not contrained by his hit TV shows "Nightrider" and "Baywatch" or an obvious lack of acting, singing and modelling talent, The Hoff has become a post 80's email hit. Clearly the act of "Hoffing" (see further definitions of hoff) has escalated in recent times. The quick and efficient medium of email has made this crime against humanity too easy and the Victims of Hoff & Hoff Related Emails Crime Unit (VOHHRECU) has seen a dramatic rise in Hoff related violence, psychosis, and even suicide. Hoff related emails have also been on the increase. The Hoff's arch nemesis McGyver has started an emailing war, apparently enraged at The Hoff's born-again stardom. Other 80's B-grade celebrities also involved in the "coalition of The Hoff" in this war include Magnum P.I., Mr T, William Shatner and even the enigmatic Ingelbert Humperdink. The whole concept of The Hoff is currently subject to parlimentary review and legislation is being considered to curb the disturbing trend of Hoffing.

urbanIn loser speak: "The Hoff is cool" In teenage girl loser denial: "I love The Hoff and when I grow up, I'm going to marry him!" In general terms: "Man, The Hoff is such a fag" In Hoff related violent state: "Stop f*cking sending me f*cking Hoff emails. If you do it again I'm gonna cut rip your eyes out so I can make you watch as an overweight albino mountain gorilla soddomise your mum's still warm and twitching corpse!!!"

urbanWhen one vehemently huffs a toxic chemical out of a brown paper bag by simultaneously inhaling through the nose and mouth.


Songs about Hoffs:

songsOne More Time (feat. Travis Van Hoff) by Scott & Brendo from the Album One More Time (feat. Travis Van Hoff)

songsRalph Vaughan Williams - Loch Lomond (Arr. Von Hoff) by Gaudete Brass Quintet from the Album Brass Outings

songsMarianne (with Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs) by Tim Robbins from the Album Son Of Rogues Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs & Chanteys

songsLeonid Rudenko/Real Life (Christian Hoff Remix) by Dj Suraci And Spins from the Album Nervous Nitelife: Electro Sweat V1

songsMy Crazy Afternoon (with Susanna Hoffs) by The Muffs from the Album Kaboodle

songsSplash On Em (feat. Katie Hoff & Limelyte) by Mike Alexandrov, Max Jaben & Azad Al-Barazi Ed Moses from the Album Splash On Em (feat. Katie Hoff & Limelyte) - Single

songsThe Ballad Of Devin Hoff by Nels Cline from the Album The Giant Pin


Books about Hoffs:

booksDrummer Hoff by Barbara Emberley and Ed Emberley (Sep 1, 1972)

booksBy Benjamin Hoff: The Te of Piglet by -Penguin (Non-Classics)- (1993)

books1958 Vintage Edition Danny and the Dinosaur, Story and Pictures By Syd Hoff (1958)

booksDrummer Hoff by Barbara Emberley and Ed Emberley (1967)

booksPhilip Hoff: How Red Turned Blue in the Green Mountain State by Samuel B. Hand, Anthony Marro and Stephen C. Terry (Dec 13, 2011)

booksHoff Lu : The Father of Nuclear Energy in China by W.Lee Shimmin, Caroline Baggaley, Shi Ming Wang and Shui Qing Wu (Sep 1, 1998)

booksThe First Secret of Edwin Hoff by A.B. Bourne (Mar 24, 2012)


Movies about Hoffs:

moviesAcuna-Hoff-Mathisen Trio in Concert 2011 NR -

moviesFive Stories For The Very Young: Whistle For Willie, Drummer Hoff, Harold's Fairy Tale, Changes, Changes & Caps... -

movies5 Stories for the Very Young: Changes, Changes/Harold's Fairy Tale/Whistle For Willie/Drummer Hoff/Caps For Sale... 1992 NR - Runtime: 30 mins Starring: Five Stories for the Very Young, et al.

moviesDrummer Hoff -

moviesThe Hoff Is Back -

moviesStreet of Love and Hope - Stadt der Liebe und Hoff -


Wiki information Hoffs:

Susanna Hoffs
Rock Artist, Musician, Person or entity appearing in film, Lyricist, Person, Social network user, TV Actor, Broadcast Artist, Film actor, Guitarist

Susanna Lee Hoffs is an American vocalist, guitarist and actress. She is best known as a member of The Bangles.

Tamar Simon Hoffs
Screenwriter, Film producer, Person, Film director, Film writer

Tamar Simon Hoffs is an American film director, writer, and producer, best known for directing the indie films Red Roses and Petrol and Pound of Flesh, both starring Malcolm McDowell.