Definition funny of Helpdesk:

urbanA group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time. The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.

urbanHumm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key. I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.

urbanThe infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

urbanHelpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

urbanWe fix the things all the stupid fools with computers break

urbanI don't understand how to operate my computer yet want it to do things that are impossible with the software I'm using. I know! I'll call the Helpdesk and make them do it for me!

urbana place where the nhs keeps me. like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.


Songs about Helpdesk:

songsHello Helpdesk! by Infotourist from the Album Rock/ Alternative I

songsOur Mother of Perpetual Helpdesk by The Marlboro Chorus from the Album Entangled


Books about Helpdesk:

booksTelephone and Helpdesk Skills: A Guide to Professional English (Guides to Professional English) by Adrian Wallwork (Jun 20, 2014)

booksThe Counselor's Helpdesk (Field/Practicum/Int... by Phil Travers (Jul 13, 2001)

booksThe Helpdesk Style Manual: A beginners guide to working in the helpdesk industry by Steven Scott Norfolk (Jun 9, 2011)

booksHow to Manage the IT Helpdesk: A guide for user support and call centre managers by Noel Bruton and Karen Bruton (Jul 7, 2014)

booksVampires on the Helpdesk by T.J. Lorence (Feb 7, 2012)

booksHelp Desk 100 Success Secrets: Helpdesk Need to Know Topics Covering Help Desk Jobs, Help Desk Software, Computer... by Gerard Blokdijk (Jan 1, 2008)

booksClosure of the Helpdesk — A Geek Tragedy by Ali Sheikh (Dec 20, 2012)


Wiki information Helpdesk:


The IPR-Helpdesk is a project funded by the European Commission and a source and guide to patent information. The project was launched in 1998 to be a central reference point for intellectual property inquiries and advice throughout the European...

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