Definition funny of Expert:

urban(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or unimportant like how to drive a bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...Nub

urbanfor 1st def: Person: Man I really need to fix my computer. Expert: No problem I'll help. Person: You freakin EXPERT! You just erased my hard drive. 2nd def: *In line to ride the bumper cars* Expert: Now son you need to get a little distance so you can pick up speed then you want to hit them in the side.....ect. *also in line behind expert watching him talk to his son* Person: Expert bumper cars! Dang leave the kid alone. 3rd def: *trying to call a friend and your cell phone says the network is busy* after the third time.... Person: expert network busy..Dang! or when friend answers you can call him expert network busy!

urbanEx (a former) spurt (a drip under pressure)

urbanadam "don't worry eve I'm an expert" eve "lol what; ex, a former spurt; a drip under pressure

urbanSomeone with a blog or a dude with an opinion.

urbanDaily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever talk radio show you're listening to.

urbana contract liar


Songs about Expert:

songsClowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) by The Vandals from the Album Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes

songsExperts by Skism from the Album Never Say Die Vol. 2

songsSorrow Expert by Iris from the Album Awakening

songsExperts (Original Mix) [Explicit] by Skism from the Album Division Series Part 3 [Explicit]

songsExperts (xKore Remix) by Skism from the Album Division EP [Explicit]

songsExperts (Original Mix) [Explicit] by Skism from the Album Division EP [Explicit]

songsExperts [Explicit] by Skism from the Album UKF Dubstep 2012 [Explicit]


Books about Expert:

booksLunch Box Recipes: Become a Lunch Box Expert and Make Your Child Happy with 30+ Delicious and Nutritious Recipes... by April Maxwell (Oct 7, 2014)

booksPro AngularJS (Expert's Voice in Web Development) by Adam Freeman (Mar 25, 2014)

booksSEO Expert Strategies: SEO Consultant Spills His Secrets - Discover How To Rank Higher, Outsource To The Right... by Sam Adodra (Oct 11, 2014)

booksThe Expert's Guide To Puppy Training by Amanda Cross (Jul 13, 2014)

booksThe Expert's Guide To Strut Your Stuff!: How boomers and new retirees can stay youthful longer and live the life... by R.Ph. Barbara Morris (Sep 30, 2014)

booksPro ASP.NET MVC 5 (Expert's Voice in ASP.Net) by Adam Freeman (Dec 20, 2013)

booksExpert Oracle RAC Performance Diagnostics and Tuning by Murali Vallath (Oct 8, 2014)


Movies about Expert:

moviesFishing with the Experts for Trout with Simon Gawesworth 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 1 min Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment

moviesFishing with the Experts for Pike with Mick Brown 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment

movies9/11 Explosive Evidence - Experts Speak Out 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 28 mins Starring: Richard Gage and AIA Directed by: Unavailable

moviesFishing with the Experts For Carp with Des Taylor 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment

moviesLet's Dance Salsa Advanced and Expert Combinations 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins Starring: Marlon Silva and Susie Neff Directed by: Unavailable

moviesThe Experts 2013 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: John Travolta, Arye Gross, et al. Directed by: Dave Thomas

moviesFishing with the Experts For the Secret Carp with Chris Yates 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 54 mins Directed by: Pegasus Entertainment


Wiki information Expert:

Expert witness

An expert witness, professional witness or judicial expert is a witness, who by virtue of education, training, skill, or experience, is believed to have expertise and specialised knowledge in a particular subject beyond that of the average person,...

Quotation Subject, Profession, Literature Subject

An expert is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain. An...