Definition funny of Eltham:

urbanHome to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance. After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI

urban'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'

urbanA town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.

urbanDid you see that gang war in Eltham the other day? Those old people got those chavs good.


Songs about Eltham:

songsAbo Eltham by Dasman Band from the Album Hawa Elmazion

songsAnother Crap Night Out in Eltham by Player One from the Album Different Stokes EP

songsTribute To Eltham [Explicit] by Muphin from the Album More Than Music [Explicit]


Books about Eltham:

booksEltham Palace (English Heritage Guidebooks) by Michael Turner (Mar 22, 2001)

booksTales of Eltham by Gaynor Wingham (Sep 15, 2014)

booksEltham Palace by Jason Priestly (Jan 1, 2014)

booksThe Battle of Eltham's Landing by William Palmer (Apr 12, 2012)

booksEltham: Webster's Timeline History, 1305 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Mar 10, 2010)

booksEltham House by Humphry Ward (Mar 18, 2009)

booksEltham by David Sleep (Oct 1, 2004)


Wiki information Eltham:


Eltham is a suburban district of South East London, England, located in the Royal Borough of Greenwich. It is situated 8.7 miles east south-east of Charing Cross. The area is identified in the London Plan as one of 35 major centres in Greater London.

Australian Suburb, Dated location, Location, Statistical region

Eltham is a suburb of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, 20 km north-east of Melbourne's Central Business District. Its local government area is the Shire of Nillumbik. At the 2011 Census, Eltham had a population of 18,162. Eltham is one of the 'green...