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Definition funny of Dwarf:

urbanPerfection, that is what dwarves are, simply perfection. In the ages before myths the gods created the Dwarves, (stout, strong, short, and posessing a rare kind of genius) so that they might be the stewards of the world, and care for the lesser races such as the elves who are too busy nancing around poles to be much good. Elves themselves were created to be burned. Hence the name "wood elf," short for "wood substitute."

urbanA racial member of the Dwarves recounting his last worldly deed: "Oh aye, I helped that Elf's wife with her garden. It only took a minute for me to get her tulips to open, and then she let me plant a mighty oak below her bush. Which sadly might of been a crab apple."

urbanA person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

urban"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

urbanLittle people who were sodomized by Elves in the 1st and 2nd age of the parallel dimension and world to ours called Middle Earth. They lived in mines and inside the mountains for the most part. Many Dwarves died during the Stank Mines period, which Elves would buttrape Dwarves till they died from an exploding rectum. Not all Dwarves died during this act of sexual conquest but 50% of their population were wiped out and 35% of that population's death were suicides. Some Dwarves were captured by Gondor to be mated with Hobbits to produce claymation looking creatures called Dwarbbits. For a period of 1000 years the Elves pounded the little Dwarves' ass holes day in and day out. They were restricted to a population control managed by the Elves so they could not revolt. The Dwarves finally turned the tables and took over the Elves and killed most of them by the use of thrusting their axe handles into the pootbox of the Elves. Most Elves were allergic to this act thus it killed them. During the time periods the Dwarves were free of getting fudge packed they were a powerful group of people and were rich with rare types of metal, ore, and cocaine. They stuck with cocaine and couldn't keep up with the demand of their dealers so Middle Earth sodomized them for not producing enough. Ultimately the Dwarves were killed though because they smelled like cabbage.

urbanThese Dwarves have tight little asses

urban(crude/insulting; used by misogynistic lotharios) acronym for "Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to Fuck"; implies desperation and lack of discrimination

songs

Songs about Dwarf:

songsWhistle While You Work (From "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs") by Adriana Caselotti from the Album Disney Classics

songsThe Dwarfs' Yodel Song (Karaoke With Background Vocals)[In the style of Snow White] by ProSound Karaoke Band from the Album Karaoke - In the Style of Snow White, Vol. 2 (Professional Performance Tracks)

songsThe Dwarfs' Yodel Song (Karaoke Instrumental Track)[In the style of Snow White] by ProSound Karaoke Band from the Album Karaoke - In the Style of Snow White, Vol. 2 (Professional Performance Tracks)

songsThe Silly Song (The Dwarfs' Yodel Song) (Soundtrack) by Adriana Caselotti from the Album Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

songsOverture (from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs") by Larry Morey from the Album A Musical Tour: Treasures of the Walt Disney Archives at The Reagan Library

songsSomeday My Prince Will Come (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs) by Harry Stockwell Adriana Caselotti from the Album Tribute to Disney Movie Classic Original Soundtrack Collection (30 Hits)

songsSex Dwarf (Original Version) by Soft Cell from the Album Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret

books

Books about Dwarf:

booksThe Dwarf by Par Lagerkvist and Alexandra Dick (Jan 1, 1958)

booksThe Dwarf and the Twins: Snow White and Rose Red (Treasures Retold Book 1) by Katharina Gerlach (Oct 4, 2014)

booksSnow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Disney Princess) (Little Golden Book) by RH Disney (Sep 23, 2003)

booksThe Dwarf's Dryad by Cedar Sanderson (Jun 12, 2013)

booksThe Dwarf War (The Half Dwarf Prince Book 2) by J.M. Fosberg (Jan 19, 2014)

booksThe Dwarf Kingdoms (The Hidden Realm Book 5) by A. Giannetti (Feb 25, 2014)

booksDwarfs (Warhammer) by Nick Kyme and Gav Thorpe (Jun 7, 2011)

movies

Movies about Dwarf:

moviesRed Dwarf Season 1 1988 TV-PG CC - Directed by: Ed Bye

moviesRed Dwarf Season 10 [HD] 2012 TV-14 CC - Directed by: Doug Naylor

moviesRed Dwarf Season 2 1988 TV-PG CC - Directed by: Ed Bye

moviesRed Dwarf Season 3 1989 TV-PG CC - Directed by: Ed Bye

moviesRed Dwarf: Back to Earth [HD] 2009 TV-PG CC -

moviesRed Dwarf Season 4 1991 TV-PG CC - Directed by: Ed Bye

moviesRed Dwarf Season 7 1997 TV-PG CC -

wiki

Wiki information Dwarf:

Brown dwarf
Celestial object category

Brown dwarfs are substellar objects too low in mass to sustain hydrogen-1 fusion reactions in their cores, unlike main-sequence stars. They occupy the mass range between the heaviest gas giants and the lightest stars, with an upper limit around 75 to...

White dwarf
Celestial object category

A white dwarf, also called a degenerate dwarf, is a stellar remnant composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. They are very dense; a white dwarf's mass is comparable to that of the Sun, and its volume is comparable to that of the Earth. Its...