Definition funny of Cables:

urbanOld skool fat gold chain

urbanHe is flossing with them phat cables

urbanA cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus. Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States). After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.

urban"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable." "Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."

urbanfast Internet service AKA highspeed broadband requires purchase of a cable modem. speeds of up to a few mb. great for downloading porn and viewing it

urbanI used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

urbanTo lay a 'cable' To hang a crap To take a shit


Songs about Cables:

songsOver My Head (Cable Car) (Album Version) by The Fray from the Album Over My Head (Cable Car)

songsOver My Head (Cable Car) [Clean] by The Fray from the Album How To Save A Life

songsLetting the Cables Sleep by Bush from the Album The Science of Things

songsThe Unwinding Cable Car by Anberlin from the Album Cities

songsOver My Head (Cable Car) by A Day To Remember from the Album Attack Of The Killer B-Sides

songsBasic Cable Commentary: Red Dawn [Explicit] by Adam Carolla & Dave Dameshek from the Album Basic Cable Commentary: Red Dawn [Explicit]

songsLetting The Cables Sleep by Bush from the Album Bush Digital Collection


Books about Cables:

booksCable Cowboy: John Malone and the Rise of the Modern Cable Business by Mark Robichaux (Mar 23, 2005)

booksCable and X-Force Volume 4: Vendettas (Marvel Now) by Dennis Hopeless, Salvador Larroca, Gerardo Sandoval and Angel Unzueta (Apr 15, 2014)

booksThe Cable Car and the Dragon by Herb Caen (Mar 1, 1995)

booksCable and X-Force, Vol. 1: Wanted by Dennis Hopeless, Gabriel Hernandez Walta and Salvador Larroca (May 14, 2013)

booksCable and X-Force Volume 3: This Won't End Well (Marvel Now) by Dennis Hopeless, Cullen Bunn and Salvador Larroca (Feb 18, 2014)

booksCable and X-Force Volume 2: Dead or Alive (Marvel Now) by Dennis Hopeless, Frank Tieri and Salvador Larroca (Nov 19, 2013)

booksCable Car by Michele McGrath (Jan 9, 2014)


Movies about Cables:

moviesThe Cable Guy 2007 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, et al. Directed by: Ben Stiller

moviesOnly in America with Larry the Cable Guy Season 1 [HD] 2011 TV-14 CC -

moviesTracks Ahead: San Francisco Cable Cars/ Twin Cities Model Railroad Club, Minneso 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 25 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesLarry The Cable Guy: Morning Constitutions 2010 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 7 mins Directed by: WMG

moviesThe Ballad of Cable Hogue 2008 R CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 2 mins Starring: Jason Robards, Stella Stevens, et al. Directed by: Sam Peckinpah

moviesThe Cable Guy 1996 PG-13 - Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins Starring: Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, et al. Directed by: Ben Stiller

moviesOnly in America with Larry the Cable Guy Season 2 2012 TV-14 CC -


Wiki information Cables:

United States diplomatic cables leak

The United States diplomatic cables leak, widely known as Cablegate, began on Sunday, 28 November 2010 when WikiLeaks—a non-profit organization that publishes submissions from anonymous whistleblowers—began releasing classified cables that had been...

Submarine communications cable

A submarine communications cable is a cable laid on the sea bed between land-based stations to carry telecommunication signals across stretches of ocean. The first submarine communications cables, laid in the 1850s, carried telegraphy traffic....