numerology

Numerology information Bibles:

numerologyName Number: 4 Meaning: Stability, Sameness, Regular, Rules, Condition, Responsibility, Routine, Frame, Detail, Order

urban

Definition funny of Bibles:

urbanAn ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

urbanOld Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO"(cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really). Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis; God Lol'd. Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to. New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP. Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews. After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid. THE END - By Noah McHugh

urbanI read the bible, it was epic as hell.

urbanThe Bible is probably the best book ever. You can use it as a coaster, hit people with it, look funny and quote it, eat the pages, fire fuel, toilet paper, start a war, control the stoopid people of the world, read it and become president, Hanaukkah present, piss off the Muslims, and turn back the clock.

urbanI used my bible yesterday as a fiber subustitute.

urban#1 Fiction Best Seller

songs

Songs about Bibles:

songsThe Tempter and the Bible Black (feat. Vinnie Paz, Planetary, Esoteric, Apathy & Celph Titled) [Explicit] by Army of the Pharaohs from the Album Heavy Lies the Crown [Explicit]

songsBible Belt (LP Version) by Travis Tritt (featuring Little Feat) from the Album It's All About To Change

songsBible Belt by Travis Tritt featuring Little Feat from the Album It's All About To Change

songsWhen Sunday Comes (Bible Stories Album Version) by Daryl Coley from the Album Compositions: A Decade Of Song

songsBible On The Dash (feat. Hayes Carll) by Corb Lund from the Album Cabin Fever

songsBibles in the Air (feat. Jesus Geek) by Black Knight from the Album Bibles in the Air (feat. Jesus Geek) - Single

songsThe B-I-B-L-E by Veggie Tales (Veggie Tunes) from the Album 25 Favorite Sunday School Songs

books

Books about Bibles:

booksThe Bible As It Was by James L. Kugel (Nov 1, 1997)

booksThe Food Preserving Bible: Quick and Simple Guide To Preserving, Canning and Dehydrating Your Delicious Food by Lisa Blane, Canning, Preserving and Dehydrating (Oct 11, 2014)

booksThe Bible Tells Me So: Why Defending Scripture Has Made Us Unable to Read It by Peter Enns (Sep 9, 2014)

booksThe Pizza Bible: The World's Favorite Pizza Styles, from Neapolitan, Deep-Dish, Wood-Fired, Sicilian, Calzones... by Tony Gemignani (Oct 28, 2014)

booksThe Baking Bible by Rose Levy Beranbaum (Oct 28, 2014)

booksThe Bible Period by Period A Manual for the Study of the Bible by Periods by Josiah Blake Tidwell (May 17, 2012)

booksBible (King James Version) by El Shaddai (Sep 12, 2011)

movies

Movies about Bibles:

moviesThe Bible [HD] 2012 G CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 55 mins Starring: Ava Gardner, Eleonora Drago, et al. Directed by: John Huston

moviesScience of the Bible: Vol 1 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 51 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesThe Bible Season 1 2013 TV-14 CC -

moviesDiscovering the Bible 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 48 mins Directed by: Christian History Institute

moviesTime Travel Through the Bible 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 48 mins Directed by: CreateSpace

moviesMysteries of the Bible Season 1 2006 TV-PG CC -

movies1-The Bible 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Directed by: CreateSpace

wiki

Wiki information Bibles:

The Bible
Poetry Book, Translated Work, Video Game Subject, Written Work, Quotation Source, Film subject, Website Category, Religious Text, Literature Subject, Adapted Work

The Bible is a canonical collection of texts sacred in Judaism and Christianity. There is no single "Bible" and many Bibles with varying contents exist. The term Bible is shared between Judaism and Christianity, although the contents of each of their...

Tijuana bible
Magazine, Periodical

Tijuana bibles were little palm-sized pornographic comic books produced in the United States from the 1920s to the early 1960s. Their popularity peaked during the Great Depression era. Most Tijuana bibles were obscene parodies of popular newspaper...