Definition funny of Beets:

urbanA term Massapequa students use as a practical joke towards one another. Inducing online trauma and remorse. The shame of being "BEETS" 'd promotes social dismay and depression.

urbanYo man, I left my facebook up for one second and I got "BEETS" -Sir Sweeps Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. -Bass

urbanCommonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.

urbanAndy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you? Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet) --------------------------- Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing? Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11. Jim- (places bobblehead on desk) Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office) Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office) (theme song plays)

urbann1: a man's package n2: a moron or an idiot v1: to fuck around or slack off

urbann1: The boy was playing with his beet. n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet. v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.

urbanThe act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl. Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.


Songs about Beets:

songsRock the Beet by DJ Trajic Feat. Junky J from the Album Noize Junky Vol. 3

songsFeels Good (Carrots & Beets) by Electra from the Album Star Funk, Vol. 9

songsBeets by Einstein's Little Homunculus from the Album Balancing Act

songsSweet Beets by Nature Jams from the Album Food for Thought

songsBeauty and a Beet ( Beauty and a Beat Parody) by Annoying Orange from the Album Beauty and a Beet ( Beauty and a Beat Parody)

songsMeet Me Halfway, Baby (Printz Board Remix for Beets & Produce, Inc.) by The Black Eyed Peas from the Album Invasion Of Meet Me Halfway - Megamix E.P.

songsBears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica by A Bullet For Pretty Boy from the Album Beauty In the Eyes of the Beholder


Books about Beets:

booksThe Beet Queen: A Novel by Louise Erdrich (Aug 22, 2006)

booksBeet Recipes: 50 Healthy & Delicious Recipes (Superfood Recipes Book 9) by Julie Hatfield (Sep 3, 2014)

booksBeet the Odds by Nathan S Bryan and Carolyn Pierini (Jan 19, 2013)

booksThe Beet Fields by Gary Paulsen (Feb 8, 2011)

booksBeet the Vandel Buster, Vol. 2 by Riku Sanjo and Koji Inada (Dec 7, 2004)

booksBeet the Vandel Buster, Vol. 4 by Riku Sanjo and Koji Inada (Apr 5, 2005)

booksBeet the Vandel Buster, Vol. 1 by Riku Sanjo and Koji Inada (Oct 12, 2004)


Movies about Beets:

moviesVeggieTales: Beauty And The Beet 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 57 mins Starring: Kellie Pickler, Rob Paulsen, et al. Directed by: Tom Owens

moviesVeggie Tales: Beauty and the Beet 2014 NR - Runtime: 45 mins Starring: Kellie Pickler Directed by: Various

moviesBeet The Vandel Buster: The Sacrifice 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 20 mins Starring: Beet the Vandel Buster Directed by: .

moviesDottie's Magic Pockets: Doing the Flower & Beat Beet 2007 - Runtime: 50 mins Starring: Jen Plante Directed by: Andrea Maxwell

moviesImperial Valley Sugar Beet Trains on DVD by Pentrex Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr Starring: Southern Pacific, Railroad and Vintage Diesel

moviesMonsters Of The Beet Field - The Story Of The Sugar Beet Harvester 2006 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

moviesBeet Lifting Through The Ages DVD - Runtime: 55 mins


Wiki information Beets:

Sugar beet
Organism Classification, Drug ingredient, Fermentation base

Sugar beet, cultivated Beta vulgaris, is a plant whose root contains a high concentration of sucrose. It is grown commercially for sugar production. Sugar beets and other B. vulgaris cultivars, such as beetroot and chard, share a common wild...

Beta vulgaris
Ingredient, Organism Classification, Food, Drug ingredient

Beta vulgaris is a plant in the Amaranthaceae family. It has numerous cultivated varieties, the most well known of which is the root vegetable known as the beetroot or garden beet. Other cultivated varieties include the leaf vegetable chard; the...