numerology

Numerology information Apples:

numerologyName Number: 6 Meaning: Home, Family, Love, Balance, Harmony, Help, Warmth, Social justice

urban

Definition funny of Apples:

urbanThe alternative to the orange.

urbanToday, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

urbanA horrendous company that has somehow managed to stay afloat for years and appeal to a mass of misguided people. They specialize in taking existing technology, making it all shiny and fancy looking, and re-selling it for double the price. Ironically, their slogan is "Think Different". Their latest and greatest gadget that's getting all the attention is, of course, the iPhone, which is basically comparable to any high-quality $150 phone, except it has "innovative" touch screen technology, and it sells for $600. Apple couldn't quite figure out how to make an operating system, so they just stole the freeBSD kernel and repackaged a bastardized version of it as Mac OS X. It's funny that Apple brags that it's "Unix-based", since no one with experience in Unix would ever use a Mac. Apple frequently runs "clever" ads. Although they've made a ton of them, all the ads boil down to how Windows has viruses and crashes all the time. Apple also have an enormous, cult-like fanbase that like to remind us of these things every five seconds. Apple fanboys are generally smug, annoying, and arrogant, despite the fact that most of them don't know jack shit about computers.

urbanApple Fanboy: "M$ is teh sux0r! Apple pwns!" Windows User: "Windows has a wide selection of software and games, and a huge developer community." Apple Fanboy: "BUT IT CRASHES AND HAS VIRUSES LOL" Windows User: "My OS hasn't crashed since I had Windows ME. And AVG is a free program that keeps my computer secure." Apple Fanboy: "BUT WINDOZE SUXX!" Windows User: "Would you care to tell me about your Mac? I hear it doesn't have many tools for software developers, which are important for my work." Apple Fanboy: "lolololol but windows sucks!!!11" Windows User: "Did you know that a great amout of Apple software is made with Microsoft Visual C++?" Apple Fanboy: "omg wtf is C++?"

urbanTHE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

urbanWoah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

urbanThe truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.

songs

Songs about Apples:

songsOne Bad Apple (Album Version) by The Osmonds from the Album 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Best of The Osmonds

songsApples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie by Jay & The Techniques from the Album Best Of Jay And The Techniques

songsDon't Sit Under The Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me) (1942 Single Version) by The Andrews Sisters from the Album 20th Century Masters: The Millennium Collection: Best Of The Andrews Sisters

songsApples and Bananas by Raffi from the Album One Light, One Sun

songsMom's Apple Pie by Tyrone Davis from the Album I'll Always Love You

songsAdam's Apple by Aerosmith from the Album Toys In The Attic

songsApple Bottom Jeans (Radio Version) by Fred Rush from the Album Apple Bottom Jeans (Radio Version)

books

Books about Apples:

booksApple Cider Vinegar: Teach Me Everything I Need To Know About Apple Cider Vinegar In 30 Minutes (Apple Cider Vinegar... by 30 Minute Reads (Oct 12, 2014)

booksApples by Gail Gibbons (Dec 1, 2000)

booksApple Cider Vinegar Recipes: 45 Apple Cider Vinegar Recipes For Weight Loss. by Kevin Anderson (Oct 9, 2014)

booksThe Apple Cookbook: Containing The Top 50 Most Delicious Apple Recipes (Recipe Top 50's Book 49) by Julie Hatfield (Oct 9, 2014)

booksApples by Jacqueline Farmer and Phyllis Limbacher Tildes (Jul 1, 2007)

booksApple by Nikki McClure (Aug 1, 2012)

booksApple Cider Vinegar For Beginners: How To Boost Your Immune System, Lose Weight, and Prevent Allergies and Acne... by Ben Night (Sep 16, 2014)

movies

Movies about Apples:

moviesThe Apple Dumpling Gang 2011 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 41 mins Starring: Bill Bixby, Susan Clark, Don Knotts, et al. Directed by: Norman Tokar

moviesThe Beatles - Strange Fruit: The Beatles' Apple Records 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 43 mins Directed by: Unavailable

moviesThe Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again 2011 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins Starring: Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Tim Matheson, et al. Directed by: Vincent McEveety

moviesTech Head - Episode 11 - Windows versus Apple 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 24 mins Directed by: WWE

moviesOnce Upon a Time: Season 1 2012 PG - Runtime: 15 hrs 46 mins Starring: Jennifer Morrison, Ginnifer Goodwin, et al.

moviesMore Than an Apple a Day: Preventing the Most Common Diseases 2014 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 4 mins Starring: Michael Greger M.D. Directed by: Nutrition Facts

moviesGarden Travels Organic Apples, Garfield Conservatory, Chicago 2010 NR CC - Runtime: 22 mins Directed by: Mark Morro

wiki

Wiki information Apples:

Apple
Food, Drug ingredient, Literature Subject, Drug dosage flavor, Organism part, Ingredient, Art Subject, Fermentation base

An apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, Malus domestica of the rose family. It is one of the most widely cultivated tree fruits, and the most widely known of the many members of genus Malus that are used by humans. Apples grow on deciduous...

The Apples in Stereo
Indie rock Artist, Social network user, TV program guest, Award Winner, Musical Group, Award Nominee, Musical Artist

The Apples in Stereo, styled The Apples in stereo, are an American psychedelic pop and indie rock band associated with Elephant Six Collective, a group of bands also including Neutral Milk Hotel and The Olivia Tremor Control. The band is largely a...