Definition funny of Aperture:

urban1. A small narrow opening. 2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror. 3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.

urbanSee definition of aperture above.

urbanA lovely little scientific research and development company enlisted by the American MoD to produce shower curtains, among other intra-dimensional projects. Responsible for the production of the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS), the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Portal gun, if you prefer), and many, many innovative iterations of the world-famous shower curtain, Aperture are secretive in their operations and productive in their exploits. Future projects include life-enhancing gel, spherical personality buddies and tractor beams (or excursion funnels).

urbanWelcome to the Aperture Science Computer Assisted Enrichment Centre. Aperture Science - a trusted friend in science.

urbanA female photographer's vagina.

urban"who's that with the camera?" "Thats our wedding photographer Simone" "mmm, bet she's got a perfect aperture"

urbanA gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.


Songs about Aperture:

songsWish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap) (feat. Dorkly) by Collegehumor from the Album Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap) (feat. Dorkly) - Single

songsAperture (feat. London Rose & Matthew Mirliani) by Nick Christian from the Album Aperture (feat. London Rose & Matthew Mirliani)

songsAperture by Ryan Farish from the Album Upon A Dream

songsAperture by Ryan Farish from the Album Upon a Dream (Deluxe Version)

songsAperture by Sleeping At Last from the Album Yearbook

songsUnderdown Aperture by Thomas Otten from the Album Close to Silence

songsThe Aperture by Harold Budd & Hector Zazou from the Album Glyph


Books about Aperture:

booksAperture 216: Fashion: Fall 2014 by Michael Famighetti (Sep 30, 2014)

booksDiane Arbus: An Aperture Monograph: Fortieth-Anniversary Edition by Marvin Israel, Doon Arbus and Diane Arbus (Sep 30, 2012)

booksWords Not Spent Today Buy Smaller Images Tomorrow: Essays on the Present and Future of Photography (Aperture) by David Levi Strauss (May 31, 2014)

booksAperture 3 Portable Genius by Josh Anon and Ellen Anon (Oct 16, 2012)

booksAperture Magazine Anthology: The Minor White Years, 1952-1976 by Ansel Adams, Harry Callahan, Andreas Feininger and Peter Bunnell (Oct 31, 2012)

booksCore Curriculum: Writings on Photography (Aperture Ideas) by Tod Papageorge (Jul 31, 2011)

booksThe Pleasures of Good Photographs (Aperture Ideas) by Gerry Badger (Jun 30, 2010)


Movies about Aperture:

moviesDepth of Field & Aperture in Photography 2014 NR - Runtime: 32 mins Directed by: Unavailable


Wiki information Aperture:


In optics, an aperture is a hole or an opening through which light travels. More specifically, the aperture of an optical system is the opening that determines the cone angle of a bundle of rays that come to a focus in the image plane. The aperture...

Synthetic aperture radar

Synthetic-aperture radar is a form of radar which is used to create images of an object, such as a landscape. SAR uses the motion of the SAR antenna over a target region to provide finer spatial resolution than is possible with conventional...