Definition funny of Almoes:

urban1.a person who has a nose that is too big for their face 2.a nose that is too big for a persons face

urbanthat guy over there has an almo

urbanAss Laughing Me Off A slang variation of LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off). Internet slang.

urbanGuy1: Joke Guy2: almo "In Soviet Russia, ass laughs you off!"

urbanAlmost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as: * beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform * talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly" * obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him * cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it * AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."

urbanGay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up? Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way. Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one. Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.


Books about Almoes:

booksRosetum Sacerdotis Quique Ss Fontibus Irriguum Almoe Confraternitas Ss Quique Vulnerum Christi In Rulesia Collegiata... by Anonymous (Sep 13, 2011)