Definition funny of Albatross:

urbanA sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.

urbanHey Andrew call up a couple of your mates and lets have an albatross session.

urbanA metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. The name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. His fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.

urbanJoe: I have wonderful news! I finally got laid last night! Jim: Congrats, man! Doesn't it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?

urban1) A large bird that is said to give bad luck to sailors. 2) Anything or anyone which is seen as an omen of bad fortune. 2) The oldest pub in Berkley, California.

urbanAt length did cross an Albatross: Thorough the fog it came; As if it had been a Christian soul, We hailed it in God's name. It ate the food it ne'er had eat, And round and round it flew. The ice did split with a thunder-fit; The helmsman steered us through! And a good south wind sprung up behind; The Albatross did follow, And every day, for food or play, Came to the mariners' hollo! In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud, It perched for vespers nine; Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white, Glimmered the white Moon-shine. "God save thee, ancient Mariner! From the fiends, that plague thee thus!-- Why look'st thou so?"--With my cross-bow I shot the ALBATROSS. -the Rime of the Ancient Mariner

urban1) Golf term, putting the ball into the hole 3 strokes under par. 2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.


Songs about Albatross:

songsAlbatross by Corrosion Of Conformity from the Album Deliverance

songsAlbatross by Fleetwood Mac from the Album The Pious Bird Of Good Omen

songsAlways Welcome: Always Welcome / The Albatross / The Mouse by The Splinks from the Album Best of Celtic Strings: Greatest Traditional Acoustic Songs for Fiddle, Violin, Bouzouki, Guitar & Mandolin. Scottish, Irish & Galician Music Sounds

songsAlbatross by Ishq from the Album Blue Infinity

songsAlbatross by Corrosion Of Conformity from the Album Playlist: The Very Best Of Corrosion Of Conformity

songsAlbatross by Judy Collins from the Album Wildflowers

songsAlbatross by Surf Guitar from the Album The Gold Standard Series , Pop Classics - Greatest Surf Guitar Classics


Books about Albatross:

booksAlbatross by Deborah Scaling Kiley (May 2, 1994)

booksAlbatross Spread: A Simple Options Trading Strategy for Consistent Profits by Michael Young (Oct 6, 2014)

booksAlbatross! Learn About Albatross and Enjoy Colorful Pictures - Look and Learn! (50+ Photos of Albatross) by Becky Wolff (Aug 7, 2012)

booksAlbatross: Their World, Their Ways by Tui Roy, Mark Jones and Julian Fritter (Sep 12, 2008)

booksAlbatross by Evelyn Anthony (1983)

booksAlbatross (Reaktion Books - Animal) by Graham Barwell (May 15, 2014)

booksThe Order of the Albatross by J. Clark Hallvin (Mar 13, 2013)


Movies about Albatross:

moviesAlbatross 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Sebastian Koch, Julia Ormond, et al. Directed by: Niall MacCormick

moviesAlbatross 2012 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Felicity Jones, Jessica Brown Findlay, et al. Directed by: Niall MacCormick

moviesMonty Pythons Flying Circus 1999 - Runtime: 2 hrs 15 mins

moviesStar Trek: Bem / Albatross Unrated - Runtime: 48 mins Starring: William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy

moviesGossamer Albatross 1987 NR - Runtime: 53 mins Starring: Hal Holbrook Directed by: Joseph Thompson

moviesMonty Python's Flying Circus: The Upper Class Twit of the Year & Albatross 1970 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins

moviesStar Trek - The Animated Series, Vol. 9: Bem/ Albatross 1995 NR - Runtime: 48 mins Starring: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, et al.


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