Numerology information Accountants:

numerologyName Number: 5 Meaning: Motion, Change, Freedom, Diversity, Liberty, Choice, Interest, Search, Risk, Danger, Fear


Definition funny of Accountants:

urbanSomeone whos obviously making more than you

urbanAccountants can start at $60,000 with no experience

urbanThe chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.

urbanNobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar. Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.

urbaneasy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.

urbanDan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow. Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something. Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!! Tim: Oh. That explains it.

urbanAn extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear a grey suit, drive a grey car and have grey skin. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive coffee breath. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.


Songs about Accountants:

songsThe Truth of Accountants by Tim Hecker from the Album Mirages

songsCat Accountant by Cheryl Wheeler from the Album Pointing At The Sun

songsThe Accountant by Michael Wandmacher from the Album Drive Angry (Original Motion Picture Score)

songs1951-04-27 - Accountant Looks Over Books by Ed Gardner from the Album Duffy's Tavern - Old Time Radio Show, Vol. Two

songsAccountant by Matt Tullos from the Album Scattered Feast

songsThe Accountant by Uncle Monsterface from the Album Rise of the Lava Men

songsAccountant by Combination from the Album Two slice sausage


Books about Accountants:

booksUsing QuickBooks for Nonprofit Organizations, Associations and Clubs (The Accountant Beside You) by Lisa London (Apr 3, 2014)

booksThe Accountant's Story: Inside the Violent World of the Medellín Cartel by Roberto Escobar and David Fisher (Feb 25, 2009)

booksAccountants' Guidebook: Second Edition: A Financial and Managerial Accounting Reference by Steven M. Bragg (Jun 17, 2014)

booksAccountant I(Passbooks) (Career Examination Passbooks) by Jack Rudman (Jan 1, 2013)

booksAccounting Quick & Simple: A Non-Accountant's Guide to Basic Accounting by J.R. See (Feb 3, 2010)

booksAccountants' Handbook, 2 Volume Set by D. R. Carmichael and Lynford Graham (Jun 5, 2012)

booksAccountant(Passbooks) by Jack Rudman (1997)


Movies about Accountants:

moviesThe Dueling Accountant 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins Starring: Jeremy Fonicello, Jenifer Krater, et al. Directed by: Peter Bishai

moviesAccountant 2009 Unrated - Runtime: 40 mins Starring: Ray McKinnon, Walton Goggins, et al. Directed by: Ray McKinnon

moviesThe Accountant 2005 NR -

moviesUnderstand Your Accountant 2012 - Runtime: 1 hr 13 mins

movies1945 Financial Accounting & Bookkeeping Vocational Film DVD: Accountant Career History 2009 - Runtime: 10 mins

moviesAccountant - Career Opportunities for Young People -

moviesQuickBooks Companion©: Learn QuickBooks From a Certified Public Accountant in Just 3 Hours! 2012 - Runtime: 3 hrs Starring: Andrew Schiff Directed by: Andrew Schiff


Wiki information Accountants:

Chartered Accountant
Profession, Literature Subject

Chartered Accountants were the first accountants to form a professional accounting body, initially established in Britain in 1854. The Edinburgh Society of Accountants, the Glasgow Institute of Accountants and Actuaries and the Aberdeen Society of...

Association of Chartered Certified Accountants
Finance Business, Organization, Business Operation, Employer, Award Winner

Founded in 1904, the Association of Chartered Certified Accountants is the global professional accounting body offering the Chartered Certified Accountant qualification. As of June 2014, ACCA was one of the largest and fastest-growing global...