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Numerology information Accountants:
Name Number: 5 Meaning: Motion, Change, Freedom, Diversity, Liberty, Choice, Interest, Search, Risk, Danger, Fear
Definition funny of Accountants:
Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.
Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar. Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.
Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow. Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something. Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!! Tim: Oh. That explains it.
An extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear a grey suit, drive a grey car and have grey skin. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive coffee breath. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.
Songs about Accountants:
The Truth of Accountants by Tim Hecker from the Album Mirages
Cat Accountant by Cheryl Wheeler from the Album Pointing At The Sun
The Accountant by Michael Wandmacher from the Album Drive Angry (Original Motion Picture Score)
1951-04-27 - Accountant Looks Over Books by Ed Gardner from the Album Duffy's Tavern - Old Time Radio Show, Vol. Two
Accountant by Matt Tullos from the Album Scattered Feast
The Accountant by Uncle Monsterface from the Album Rise of the Lava Men
Accountant by Combination from the Album Two slice sausage
Books about Accountants:
Using QuickBooks for Nonprofit Organizations, Associations and Clubs (The Accountant Beside You) by Lisa London (Apr 3, 2014)
The Accountant's Story: Inside the Violent World of the Medellín Cartel by Roberto Escobar and David Fisher (Feb 25, 2009)
Accountants' Guidebook: Second Edition: A Financial and Managerial Accounting Reference by Steven M. Bragg (Jun 17, 2014)
Accountant I(Passbooks) (Career Examination Passbooks) by Jack Rudman (Jan 1, 2013)
Accounting Quick & Simple: A Non-Accountant's Guide to Basic Accounting by J.R. See (Feb 3, 2010)
Accountants' Handbook, 2 Volume Set by D. R. Carmichael and Lynford Graham (Jun 5, 2012)
Accountant(Passbooks) by Jack Rudman (1997)
Movies about Accountants:
The Dueling Accountant 2012 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins Starring: Jeremy Fonicello, Jenifer Krater, et al. Directed by: Peter Bishai
Accountant 2009 Unrated - Runtime: 40 mins Starring: Ray McKinnon, Walton Goggins, et al. Directed by: Ray McKinnon
The Accountant 2005 NR -
Understand Your Accountant 2012 - Runtime: 1 hr 13 mins
1945 Financial Accounting & Bookkeeping Vocational Film DVD: Accountant Career History 2009 - Runtime: 10 mins
Accountant - Career Opportunities for Young People -
QuickBooks Companion©: Learn QuickBooks From a Certified Public Accountant in Just 3 Hours! 2012 - Runtime: 3 hrs Starring: Andrew Schiff Directed by: Andrew Schiff
Wiki information Accountants:
Chartered Accountants were the first accountants to form a professional accounting body, initially established in Britain in 1854. The Edinburgh Society of Accountants, the Glasgow Institute of Accountants and Actuaries and the Aberdeen Society of...
Founded in 1904, the Association of Chartered Certified Accountants is the global professional accounting body offering the Chartered Certified Accountant qualification. As of June 2014, ACCA was one of the largest and fastest-growing global...