Definition funny of Access:

urbandevil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

urbanFucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.

urbangetting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

urbanyou have vip acess ;)

urbanWhere you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

urbanBoss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?" Boss: "Anyone?" Boss: "Dave, how about you?" Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

urbanto have entry to a particular person, place or thing.


Songs about Access:

songsAccess the Akashic Records [Explicit] by Dr. Bruce Goldberg from the Album Access the Akashic Records [Explicit]

songsFooling Myself (Easy Access Orchestra Mix) by King Kooba from the Album Fooling Myself Remixes 2

songsAccess Granted by Chronixx from the Album Roots Rocking Reggae Vol. 3

songsBy Your Side (3 Access & You Remix) by Miro from the Album Back to Trance

songsAccess Your Higher Self Beach Induction by Erick Brown Hypnosis from the Album Access Your Higher Self, Self-Hypnosis: Binaural Beats Solfeggio Tones Positive Affirmations

songsAccess Denied by The Dave Weckl Band from the Album Rhythm Of Soul

songsAccess (VillaNaranjos Mix) by Bilal El Aly & York from the Album Access


Books about Access:

booksAccess 2010: The Missing Manual by Matthew MacDonald (Jul 2, 2010)

booksAccess 2013 Bible by Michael Alexander and Dick Kusleika (Apr 29, 2013)

booksSupernatural Power of the Transformed Mind by Bill Johnson, Dick Mills, Randy Clark and Jack Taylor (Jan 1, 2005)

booksAccess 2013 For Dummies by Lauriem Ulrich Fuller and Ken Cook (Apr 1, 2013)

booksAccess 2010 All-in-One For Dummies by Alison Barrows, Margaret Levine Young and Joseph C. Stockman (May 10, 2010)

booksAccess to Health (13th Edition) by Rebecca J. Donatelle (Jan 16, 2013)

booksAccess 2013 All-in-One For Dummies by Alison Barrows, Joseph C. Stockman and Allen G. Taylor (Apr 8, 2013)


Movies about Access:

moviesHigh School Musical: The Concert: Extreme Access Pass 2011 NR CC - Runtime: 57 mins Starring: Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman, et al. Directed by: Jim Yukich

moviesIntroduction to Microsoft Office Access 2007 2008 NR - Runtime: 2 hrs 13 mins Directed by: Help for the Computer Shy

moviesThe West Wing: Season 5 2003 NR - Runtime: 15 hrs 46 mins Starring: Martin Sheen and Bradley Whitford Directed by: Thomas Schlamme and Chris Misiano

moviesSecret Access: The Vatican 2011 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins Starring: Various Directed by: The History Channel

moviesHolmes on Homes: Season 2 2006 NR - Runtime: 6 hrs 10 mins Starring: Harvey Bates, Mike Holmes, Craig Lowe, et al. Directed by: Heather Ryall, Pete Kettlewell, et al.

moviesPopular Mechanics for Kids: Rip-Roaring Roller Coasters and All Access to Fun 2004 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins

moviesCrack The Sky - All Access 2009 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins Directed by: Matt Urban


Wiki information Access:

Controlled-access highway

A controlled-access highway is a type of highway which has been designed for high-speed vehicular traffic, with all traffic flow and ingress/egress regulated. Common English terms are freeway and motorway. Terms in other languages include Croatian:...

Random-access memory
Industry, Invention, Organization sector, Consumer product, Computer Peripheral

Random-access memory is a form of computer data storage. A random-access memory device allows data items to be read and written in roughly the same amount of time regardless of the order in which data items are accessed. In contrast, with other...