Definition funny of Zlotoff:

urbanThe process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initially, and then consuming, one adds the cream cheese one bite at a time. As any biz-school student can tell you, this process is vastly more inefficient than the normal way of applying cream cheese. Due to this inefficiency, the intelligence of zlotoffers everywhere is called into serious question.

urbanI don't have time to zlotoff my bagel! I have to get to class! And besides, what kind of idiot would zlotoff a bagel anyways? Everyone knows there are no benefits! And not only is zlotoffing bagels slower, there is also an extreme social stigma attached to it, so if I were to zlotoff my bagel, I would run the risk of being ostracized by my peers.


Books about Zlotoff:

booksSpitfire Grill, The by Valcq, James; Alley, Fred; Zlotoff, Lee David published by Samuel French, Inc. Paperback... (Jan 1, 2002)


Wiki information Zlotoff:

Lee David Zlotoff
TV Program Creator, Award Nominee, Film writer, TV Producer, Person, Award Winner, Fictional universe creator, Film producer, Film director, Fictional Character Creator

Lee David Zlotoff is a producer, director and screenwriter best known as the creator of the TV series MacGyver. He started as a screenwriter for Hill Street Blues in 1981. He then became a producer of Remington Steele in 1982. Zlotoff created...

Horror Film, Film, Netflix Title

Link is a 1986 British horror film starring Elisabeth Shue and Terence Stamp. The title character, "Link", is a super-intelligent yet malicious orangutan who lashes out against his masters when they try to have him put to sleep and sought to become...