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Definition funny of Yavas:

urbanA humanoid creature characterised by a perfectly spherical mole at the end of their nasal appendage. Thought to have originated from a brown-slime cave north of Istanbul, fossilised Yava remains have, however, been found throughout the world. The largest known colony can be found on the Isle of Wight, inhabitaing an area known as YavaWorld. Typically, Yavas live in groups of up to 27 individuals, living in brown-slime caves where they sleep on top of each other in tall columns - referred to as bundles. Generally placid in nature, it is however advisable to keep Yavas away from alcohol. When inebriated it is typical for Yavas to expose themselves, much to the horror of others. The majority of Yavas tend to be male, which has made succesful breeding a challenge - although Yavas do typically display ambisexual characteristics. In 1998 the first captive Yavas were succesfully bred in the Dujong Zoo, Singapore. Dr David Crobbit, head of the reptilian department at the zoo said; "it was fookin amazin! We put the male in with the female and within twenty seconds he was stood at the top of the water slide in their enclosure, with his c0ck out! The actual procedure lasted about forty seconds and the clean up took two days" - a typical Yava male can ejaculate up to 75 litres of brown slime in an evening. Brime, the term commonly ascribed to the brown slime excreted by Yavas, is toxic in nature and thought to contain up to seventeen STDs.

urban1. " Little Jimmy Corbitt looked up in horror at the Yava-like creature stood over him. Before he could open his mouth the creature had oozed a brown slime all over Jimmy's forehead. Blinded from the offending excretion, Little Jimmy screamed. "Man, what are you doing dude-man?". " Extract from Little Jimmy Corbitt's Horror at Orchard Cottage, Penguin Paperback, 2006. 2. "Oh no. No, no my God, please NOHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed the drunk tourist as her first night in Magaluf ended in a manner too horrific to be described.

urbanmeans in the open, public knowledge, truth, in wakefulness

urbanwas that in yava or just a dream?

songs

Songs about Yavas:

songsAlaeddin Yava?ça by Hasan Cihat Örter from the Album Portreler

songsAman Güzel Yava? Yürü by Azer Bülbül from the Album Zorday?m / Can?m Yan?yor

songsAman Yava? by Ferdi Özbe?en from the Album Piyanist

songsAman Yava? Aheste by Bar?? Manço from the Album Esta?furullah...Ne Haddimize

songsAman Yava? Aheste by Bar?? Manço from the Album Esta?furullah

songsAman Yava? Aheste by Bar?? Manço from the Album Nostalji

songsAman Yava? Aheste by Bar?? Manço from the Album Turkish Funk

books

Books about Yavas:

booksExisting and a Part of Me: The Drawings of Aaron Yava by Vanessa Yava (2013)

booksYava ile Cilez by Perihan Karayel (2014)

booksYava: Commedia Lirico-giocosa, In Prologo E Due Atti : Da Rappresentari Nel Real Teatro Del Fondo... (Italian... by Giovanni Speranza and Giovanni Di Giurdignano (Apr 9, 2012)

booksRelationship between the slow coronary flow and carotid artery intima-media thickness/Koroner yavas akim ile karotis... by Ozgur Avsar, Ibrahim Demir, Ozgur Ekiz and R. Emre Altekin (Jun 4, 2007)

booksThe effects of nebivolol on P wave duration and dispersion in patients with coronary slow flow/Koroner yavas akimli... by Yilmaz Gunes, Mustafa Tuncer, Unal Guntekin and Yemlihan Ceylan (Oct 29, 2012)

booksNebivolol in patients with coronary slow flow: the right drug for the right case?/Koroner yavas akimli hastalarda... by Gabriele Fragasso (Oct 29, 2012)

booksAcute phase reactants in patients with coronary slow flow phenomenon/Kroner yavas akim fenomeni olan hastalarda... by Nihat Madak, Yunus Nazli, Haluk Mergen and Suleyman Aysel (Nov 9, 2012)

wiki

Wiki information Yavas:

Yavas
Location, Dated location

Yavas is an urban locality in Zubovo-Polyansky District of the Republic of Mordovia, Russia. Population: 7,941 ; 7,964 ; 8,345 . The Yavas settlement was founded as a headquarters of the Temlag of the Gulag system. In modern Russia it contunues to be...

Lale Yavaş
Film actor, Person

Lale Yavaş is a Swiss and Turkish actress.