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Definition funny of Woodwind:

urbanThe best section of Concert and Marching Band.

urbanThe woodwinds sound outstanding.

urbanA grouping of instruments including the clarinets, flutes, and saxophones. They are the butt of many jokes in marching band, but off the field they kick any brass ass any day. Also a stereotype. They are seen as the more mature bunch in band, and generally move in small packs or groups. They are friends with the colour guard, and have a higher count of females generally. Also seen as hardworking by the directors, the woodwind section leader is generally a lot tougher on their people, as their instruments are as naturally as obnoxiously loud as the brass (With the exception of Piccolo.) They are the first to memorize their drill, and leave goofing off to outside rehearsal, or at least are clever enough not to get caught. After marching season, they are the heart and soul of the Wind Ensemble.

urban"Woodwind women and brass boys, pick up your music, and set down your toys." "LAWLZ. YOU ARE WOODWINDS. YOU PLAY SOFTLY. YOU SUCK!" -Trumpet player, at the beginning of marching season. "You outplayed us in band today. It's not fair! We have thirty second notes." -The same trumpet player, a week into wind ensemble. (Please note that second and third trumpets and third clarinets often play the same part. The same applies for first cornet and second clarinet. First clarinet plays with the flutes and, occasionally, the first trumpet.)

urbanWoodwinds are the gods of the musical world. One does not mess with the woodwinds. Because they are too awesome to be bothered with non-woodwind stupidity. They are the best section in a marching band, and enjoy mocking the trumpet section for being so terrible. The woodwinds can usually be found being awesome, anywhere you look.

urban"Look at that trumpet player, messing everything up." "Yeah, it would be so much better if he was a woodwind." "Woodwinds are gods. Don't mess with the woodwinds." Why not? I thought that-" (vanishes from existance from questioning the woodwinds god-like authority.)

urbanThe want-to-be-brass section who can't play loud to save their lives

songs

Songs about Woodwind:

songsSuite of Carols (version for woodwinds): I. Angels in our Fields by BBC Concert Orchestra from the Album Anderson, L.: Sleigh Ride and Other Holiday Favourites

songsSuite of Carols (version for woodwinds): IV. O Come, Little Children by BBC Concert Orchestra from the Album Anderson, L.: Sleigh Ride and Other Holiday Favourites

songsSuite of Carols (version for woodwinds): VI. Patapan by BBC Concert Orchestra from the Album Anderson, L.: Sleigh Ride and Other Holiday Favourites

songsThe Path Home - Uplifting Harp, Woodwinds and Chants for a Cross-Cultural Voyage by Lynda Cole - New Age/World Relaxing Instrumental Harp & Flute Artist from the Album Spreading Wings: Music For Massage, Meditation, Relaxation, Healing, Spa

songsVerses for ensembles, for woodwind quintet, brass quintet, and three percussionists by Netherland Wind Ensemble from the Album Harrison Birtwistle, Music for Wind and Percussion

songsRefrains and choruses, for woodwind quintet by Netherland Wind Ensemble from the Album Harrison Birtwistle, Music for Wind and Percussion

songsDelizie contente che l'alme beate for Woodwind Quintet & Tape: Delizie contente che l'lalme beate by Paige Brook, Joel Timm, Charles Neidich, Robert Barris, A Robert Johnson New York Philomusica from the Album Druckman: Music of Jacob Druckman (Surveyed)

books

Books about Woodwind:

booksThe Woodwind Player's Cookbook: Creative Recipes for a Successful Performance by Hal Leonard Corp. (Mar 1, 2008)

booksWoodwind Doubling for the Saxophonist by Charles Pillow (Jan 15, 2013)

booksSAINT-SAENS SONATA FOR CLARINET AND PIANO OP. 167 (Chester Woodwind Series of Graded Pieces) by Paul Harvey and Camille Saint-Saens (Jan 1, 1992)

booksTechnique of the Saxophone - Volume 2: Chord Studies (Woodwind Method) by Joseph Viola (Nov 1, 1986)

books22 Woodwind Quintets by Albert Andraud (Apr 1, 1968)

booksWoodwind Instruments and Their History (Dover Books on Music) by Anthony Baines and Sir Adrian Boult (Mar 22, 2012)

booksTeaching Woodwinds: A Method and Resource Handbook for Music Educators by William Dietz (Dec 24, 1997)

movies

Movies about Woodwind:

moviesIn Tune with Woodwinds -

moviesTune Buddies - Woodwinds 2001 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Alfred Publishing Staff

moviesRomantic Moments With Beethoven 2000 NR - Runtime: 56 mins Starring: London Philharmonic Orchestra Directed by: Don Jackson

moviesMyslivicek/Haydn: Woodwind Octets - Flute Trios - Runtime: 53 mins

moviesThe Woodwind Family, Teacher's Guide -

moviesWoodwind Video Jazz Saxaphone Instruction Tech 2000 Unrated -

moviesSimplicity: Harp & Woodwinds - Runtime: 35 mins Starring: harp Christine Drescher-Jones, et al.

wiki

Wiki information Woodwind:

Woodwind instrument
Musical instrument, Musical Performance Role

Woodwind instruments are a family of musical instruments within the more general category of wind instruments. There are two main types of woodwind instruments: flutes and reed instruments. What differentiates these instruments from other wind...

Wind quintet

A wind quintet, also sometimes known as a woodwind quintet, is a group of five wind players. The term also applies to a composition for such a group. Unlike the string quartet with its homogeneous blend of color, the instruments in a wind quintet...